And now, dear friends, I have a favor to ask of you.
We cannot fight without facing the enemy, unless we choose
to simply fight ourselves. We've seen where that goes, and
I doubt there's a Yeti among us who thinks that it won't
happen again and again, unless we redirect our RANTRA, we
learn to MASTURHATE, we CROSS our SHORT HAIRS dead center
on the CON and SQUIRT UNTIL IT HURTS.
I ask of you to LAUNCH me, head and all, at the CONspiracy
Of Normalcy by voting for me for SubPresident of the
SubGenius Church of America. I also ask you to vote for
others as well. I ask you not to vote with your feet, or
your heads, or your Election Day Americong Fully Armed and
Armored Steel Jacket Lever Action.
I ask you to vote the REAL way, with your DOLLARS.
To vote for me, send $1 to:
SubPresident DynaSoar, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
To vote against me, send $1 to:
Kill DynaSoar, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
To vote for or against someone else, send $1 in their name.
Unless you vote SubGenius, ONLY the CON dupes will be
elected. We can't stop them, but we can join them, and
HELP them push what remains of this sordid little
sillyvillezation OVER the EDGE and DOWN the DRAIN and
INTO the SPIRITUAL DISPOSAL they have created for their
own well deserved demise.
For ever and ever, or until The End, which is REAL SOON NOW,
Praise "Bob".
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