Off of the Hairs in "Bob's" Ears
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There's a "Bob" on my headlights
There's a "Bob" on my hood
There's a "Bob" on my rear view mirror
And it sure makes me feel good
There's a "Bob" on my dashboard
There's a "Bob" on my truck
There's a tiny little "Bob" on my steering wheel
And he drives when I'm drunk
I said bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
Bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
It says "Bob" on my license plate
It says "Bob" on my bumper
I got a tiny little bobface on my battery cables
When I need a jumper
There's a "Bob" on my mailbox
There's a "Bob" on my street
I even got tiny little bobfaces
Tattooed on the bottoms of my feet
I said bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
Bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
There's a "Bob" on my shirt
There's a "Bob" on my tie
There'll be a bobface on my gravestone
When I die
There's a "Bob" on my wallet
There's a "Bob" on my cap
There's a little smiling bobface
On the place I like to crap
I said bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
I sing bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
One more time, sing it now, let's go
Bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
Bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
I sing bobface, bobface
If you're like me then you'd like to see
That bobface everyplace
Bucket Full Of Slack Glassmadness
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Off of San Fransisco 1985 Convention Tapes
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Well,
"Bob" told us we should party if we want him to come back
But he never told us nothing about a bucket full of slack
Well,
"Bob" told us we should party if we want him to come back
But he never told us nothing about a bucket full of slack
We all partied till we puked but we never got the knack
We never got nothing like a bucket full of slack
Well a bucket full of slack is all you need
You don't need whiskey and you don't need weed
Oh a bucket full of slack, a bucket full of slack
Take you right to heaven and it'll bring you right back
Well I met a lot of Doktors, most of them were quacks
None of them had ever had a bucket full of slack
They try to sell you Wotan, it comes in a sack
Doesn't get close to a bucket full of slack
Well a bucket full of slack is all you need
You don't need whiskey and you don't need weed
Oh a bucket full of slack, a bucket full of slack
Take you right to Dobbstown and never bring you back
Well I searched so long 'til I was really whacked
Still, all you need is to find a bucket full of slack
But when you finally found it 'twas nothing that you lack
Nothing in the world like a bucket full of slack
Well a bucket full of slack is all you need
You don't need whiskey and you don't need weed
Oh yeah a bucket full of slack, a bucket full of slack
Take you right to Dobbstown and bring you right back
Take you up to heaven and never bring you back
Take you down to Dobbstown and you're never coming back
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