These are not mine, but I like 'em. 'Specially the last one.
Enjoy Unca Zoogz. (Mommy, how come I ALWAYS hafta sit on Unca Zoogz's
lap? He hugs me WAY too hard!)
***** There is No Hell ***** (to the tune of The First Noel)
The vision of hell
That the churches display
Is to frighten poor people
And make them obey
No hell, no hell
No, there is no hell
No nasty hot place
Where sinners must dwell
Be a crook all your life
You can cheat, steal, and lie
There'll be no one to punish you
After you die
No hell, no hell
No, there is no hell
Only hokum from priests
With religion to sell
***** O Come Ye Unfaithful *****
O come ye unfaithful
Free and independent
Come ye, O come ye, to Golgotha's hill
Judas has failed him
Now we're going to nail him
O come let us defy him
O come let us deny him
O come let's crucify him
Christ the fraud
Christ said, surrender
To the holy splendour
Fear god's omnipotence and bow to his will
Christ said he saved us
Truly he enslaved us
O come let us defy him
O come let us deny him
O come let's crucify him
Christ the fraud
***** God Rot Ye Holy Gentlemen *****
God rot ye holy gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
No burden is too great for you
No price you wouldn't pay
The good lord gives you cancer
But you praise him as you pray
For relief from your suffering and pain
Suffering and pain
For relief from your suffering and pain
God rot ye holy gentlemen
Believe the biggest lie
That god looks down with love upon
His children from on high
And lovingly he watches
While we sicken, starve, and die
How he smiles at our suffering and pain
Sing it again!
How he smiles at our suffering and pain!
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