In article <3ktv47$h36@lucy.infi.net>,
dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
>
> Now, when I finish The Messiah, I fully expect every SubG with the ability
> to sing in an orchestrated fashion and perform the appropriate travel ritual
> to participate. That'll be a tough one. I'll do the baritone, so I just need
> soprano, alto and tenor. An orchestra would be nice, but I'll settle for any
> Hammond-sounding organ.
Let's hear it, Dok:
The Trumpet Shall Sound
And the Head Will Be Launched All-Unstaunchable
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From: TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net>
Chorus
Lift up your heads, O ye Bobbies,
and be ye rent, ye everlasting bores,
and the King of Salesmen shall come in
Who is this King of Salesmen?
This "Bob" smokin' and studly
This "Bob" mighty in dealing
Lift up your heads, O ye Bobbies
and the King of Salesmen shall sell you off
to the X-ists unaware
Who is this King of Sales?
our only hope,
we call him "Bob".
Dynasor, great idea, here's my version of chorus 30, too bad I'm
a contralto....next, "How beautiful are the third nostrils..."
You gotta love a "classic" religion!
--
Rev. Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy;
a Proud Jism Schizm of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping
"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986
http://www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html
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ONWARD ZOMBIE SLACKERS
From: skimery@ionet.net (Rev. Leo Damascus)
Onward zombie slackers.
Like as though to war,
With the Hoardes of Pinkness
Driven on before!
"Bob" he is our Master,
The Pipe to him belongs,
Marching ever under-ward
Crushing those Pink throngs!
--
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His Most Convoluted Rev. Leo Damascus
Public Outrage Ministries, High Temple of
the ***20*** Count'em ***20****
Dancing Teen-Vixen Squid Godesses
(Reformed Compact of 2002)
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P-Kitty's SeussSong
From: pkitty@netcom.com (Purple Kitty)
Amidst all the posts with which this groups is bogged
Comes an icon of wisdom, recorded and logged
Recorded in Seuss-speak, I'm sure it took a while
But now even "Bob" could comprehend and smile
Hurrah! said the doktors. Hurrah! said the popes
Hurrah! said the saints and the random hip dopes
We love Dyna's posts, and we love Dyna, too
Now I'm growing tired--this reply is through.
Rev Pee Kitty
--
Meow!
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From: submit@cpcn.com (Dork Dickweed)
Okay.. This is a short one, but I'm fond of it..
Ahem...
If I were a yeti
I'd frolick in the snow
And sometimes I would pee in it
But nobody would know
Thank you.
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KASSNER HEAD PUSSY
From: Sternodox <glatter@delphi.com>
We used to sing this in Doktors for "Bob"
Ready?
OK, here goes:
Oh we can't get no Kassner Head Pussy
Since they took away them little bitty windows
Oh we put 'em in a jar
And we set 'em on the bar
But when County Law came
That's when we poured 'em down the drain
(Chorus)
Kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner kassner Kassner Kassner
Kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner
Kassner Kassner Kassner kassner Kassner Kassner Kassner
Thank you for letting me sing my song,
Rev. Sternodox
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From: craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
How about some Lonesome cowboy Dave?
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Beat me to a pulpit
I am praying for some pain
I aint got religion
I got a damaged brain
If I had a quarter for every licking that I took
I'd write the pope and vatican
and write a dirty book
Ohh, beat me to a pulpit I am praying for some pain
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Sailor Bob Song.
From: mbeaudoin@fdant.nctr.fda.gov (Micheal Beaudoin)
(Kazoo Chorus)
Wo Wou WeWeWeWe We WoWoWo Wou
I, once new a sailor before he died
I still do not know if that poor hummer lied
He said his wife's smile was so wide
She could never be satisfied.
Wo Wou WeWeWeWe We WoWoWo Wou
So, he built himself a big flicking wheel
And on it he mounted a big dick of steel
With balls of brass that were filled with cream
And the whole damn thing was run by steam.
Wo Wou WeWeWeWe We WoWoWo Wou
Well, round and round went that big flicking wheel
In and out went that big dick of steel
It went in and out until she cried
"Enough, Enough, I'm satisfied".
Wo Wou WeWeWeWe We WoWoWo Wou
But, there was only one thing wrong with it
There was no way of stopping it
It went in and out until she split
And the whole damn thing was covered with shit.
Wo Wou WeWeWeWe We WoWoWo Wou
*
I've been waiting a long time for
someone like you to record this voice - Shanti
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"Bob" Through History
From: lmduchez@en.com (Lynn Duchez)
In article <3fgkci$9sm@lucy.infi.net>,
dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
> Crossposted from rec.music.makers.somethingotother
>
> In article <3f6q0k$7dv@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,
> Lori Maur <lorimaur@aol.com> wrote:
> >More Info- I looked up "O Sacred Head Most Wounded" in a songbook I have
> >and it is listed under the title of Passion Chorale (With "O Sacred
> >Head..." as the secondary title.
>
> _O Haupt voll Blut und Bunde_ literally means _O head full of blood and
> wounds_.
>
Are you sure you got the translation of "Bunde" right? I always thought Bund(e)
meant "bond" or "alliance", and that's what my dictionary confirms.
FWIW, wound = Wunde or Kra"nkung.
Yet more practical German:
1) Der blutenden Kopf des Arnold Palmers = The bleeding head of Arnold Palmer.
2) Ich mo"chte in Ihren Gugelhuppf beissen = I want to bite your bundt cake.
3) Dein Atem/Gepfurtze riecht wie ho"llisches Sauerkraut = Your breath/gas smells
like sauerkraut from hell.
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Subject: Re: "Bob" Through History
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
In article <RLU7li6qIal2073yn@en.com>, lmduchez@en.com (Lynn Duchez) wrote:
> In article <3fgkci$9sm@lucy.infi.net>,
> dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
>
> Are you sure you got the translation of "Bunde" right? I always thought Bund(e)
> meant "bond" or "alliance", and that's what my dictionary confirms.
Perhaps they mean the special bond between the Head and all causality.
That would be appropriate, though it wouldn't explain the translation.
> Yet more practical German:
Howzabout:
O maechtiger "Bob", ich bin nur Harnverkaeufer ...
(O mighty "Bob", I am but a peemonger ...)
J.S. Bach: by day, a normal guy with a talent for music. By night, a
rogue SubGenius planting seeds for future generations to pick up on.
Hey, it's Bach who wrote the soundtrack to all our favorite horror
films (that organ riff that appears in, say, the soundtrack to "Donkey
Kong": it's from "Prelude and Fugue in D Minor"). It's Bach who sired
the bloodline of Daisy Duke. Where would we be without Bach?
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The Way You Smoke The Pipe You Do
From: clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister)
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2]
You got a pipe so long
You know you coulda been a sewer
You got a rod so strong
You know you coulda been a skewer
You got so much Slack
You coulda been a piece of string
You lived through such an attack
You coulda been Rodney King...
Well, you coulda smoked anything that you wanted to, but I can sme-e-e-ll..
The Way you Smoke the Pipe you do...
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