OK man, I'm gonna try to do this from memory...
Momma's on the bottom
and Poppa's on the top,
Baby's in the crib shoutin'
"Pour it to her Pop"
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
Well, sea is sea
And land is land,
If I can't get my boogie
I can get it by hand
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
> > Boogied in the kitchen,
> > Boogied in the hall,
> > Boogied in my hand
> > and I flung it on the wall
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
A nickel for some butter and
A nickel for some lard
Rub it on my boogie
Till my boogie got hard
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Said the big red rooster
To the little red hen
Ruffle up your feathers
Let Poppa stick it in
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Grandpa's on the crapper
Sittin so bold
Gonna get him some
Of the old knot-hole
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now roses are red
Ready for pluckin'
I got a girl
(OH NO YOU AIN'T!)
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now belly to belly and
Chin to chin
Got TWO big things
Goin' out and in
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now my Poppa is a (?)
Momma is a slut
My cock-suckin' brother
Got my sister knocked up
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
The cattle's in the pasture
The horse is in the corn,
Grandma's in the crapper
Blowin' Grandpa's horn
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
I got a brand new Chevy
With a tank fulla gas
Mouth fulla titty
And a hand fulla ass
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
That's it. Aside from the anonymous old coadger version on SubGenius
Media Barrage #3, this song is also performed by the UTTERLY INSANE Akron
band, FORMS OF INSANITY, Rev. Toth Wilder on lead vocals. I have shot one
of these performances at the Akron devivals on Video 8. I also have a tape
from Toth which features 10 takes (!) of this song from ALL their
performances of it. I use the legal bits from each one on alternating HOUR
OF SLACK radio shows.
Seems to me the Ramones would be good at covering this one.
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