Drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
posting on alt dot slack
doing mega-warheads
the day my hard disk died
reading the pamphlet
by fingering Modemac
I was drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
and posting on alt dot slack
the day that war was declared on ARS
I was downloaded porno
in JPEGs format
I was spaced
I was tranced
I was flabergasted
I was drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
and posting on alt dot slack
(Hey) Drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
posting on alt dot slack
doing mega-warheads
the day my hard disk died
reading the pamphlet
by fingering Modemac
I was drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
and posting on alt dot slack
I was drinking Jolt Cola (tm)
and posting on alt.slack
(sung to the tune of "Drinking Budwiser, Watching "Bob" on TV" by the
former SubGenius Pastor Buck Nakid)
Pastor Craig
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