I'm a hot cup of Yeti meat, I'm your choice,
I wanna greet the X-ists!
Electronic Doktor with a laser voice.
I wanna greet the X-ists!
"Bob" is my savior, kill him or me.
I wanna greet the X-ists!
The world ends tomorrow, just join up and see.
I wanna greet the X-ists!
It's all one big joke, and it's all on you.
I wanna greet the X-ists!
You know the address, and you know what to do.
I wanna greet the X-ists!
The Xists! The Xists!
Praise "Bob" I wanna greet the X-ists!
on behalf of the SubGenius Church of America!
We're going to kill them all, take the planet by storm!
I wanna greet the X-ists!
Then rise up in the saucers, wet and warm!
I wanna greet the X-ists!
Send checkses, to Texas, that's where the big X is,
I wanna greet the X-ists! The Xists!
"And if I am elected
I promise the assasination of my savior!
Your savior! The whole world's savior!
I know we've got bobbies,
we've got the CON right here on alt.slack.
We've got the CON on the North, South, East and West,
New York City, Cleveland, Boston,
Little Rock, Dallas, Austin.
The world's covered with the CON,
And personally, I'll kill them all."
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