Hour of Slack 692 -- Post-XX-Day Debriefing

Side One

From StangCam video at XX-Day, Brushwood, 7 am, July 5, 1999: countdown (s)
Title
Second Countdown, crowd chants "Third Time's the Charm!"

ESO Radio (WCSB Cleveland) 7-8-99: jazzy intro, Chas and Stang: Billions in Buillion; After July 5; Rebuilding the Pleasure Ships; We got Slack anyway

StangCam video soundtrack, 7 am, XX-Day: Finding the Pils inside the Dobbshead pinata; Stang's PEP TALK SERMON following non-Rupture; World Ends Tomorrow rant

ESO radio continued: XXX-Day we'll Get Off;
Chas tells the story of the Pagan Camper versus Rocketbutt;
Rocket Sex Lighting; Fire in the Hole; the Snake Rocket and the Pagan;
Naked Beautants of XX-Day;
Mutant Prom;
the scary Bowels of the Torture of Papa Joe Mama by Friday Jones;
COSMIC Chas and Stang on "atoms are wiggles; something from nothing" tag team spout!!
Was Lonesome Cowboy Dave Ruptured?;
Chas goes to flip tape and Stang plots against Chas;
Stang goes to flip tape and Chas plots against Stang

StangCam at XX-Day Brushwood: Stang continues rant to the faithful after non-Rupture -- "Maybe you get on your escape vessel every time you CHEAT just a little, or every time you do a SENSELESS GOOD DEED"...

ESO: Chas and Stang as SCARY DEMONS "The Blue Bus... c'mon kids, don't you wanna be cool? Everybody's doin' it!" Naw, let's just watch TV." "Too easy. You want The Kind Men Like." You pretend you don't like THE MUD.

SIDE TWO

LITTLE FYODOR live at XX-Day: "I Wanna Be "Bob""

EINSTEIN'S SECRET ORCHESTRA live at XX-Day: "Monkey Bunny" end, "Sex," Lonesome Cowboy Dave spouts warnings about Sex Goddesses

ESO Radio continued (editted):
We never were of Dallas nor any Earthly place; Our Father's House rant;
7 am Slack versus wakefulness (caller: Turyn);
Dave arrives at station -- was Ruptured! Tries to warn us about horros of the "pleasure" Saucers and "Sex" Goddesses as Chas notices on NASA website that Solar Winds are about to destroy the Earth.
Solar Tidal Wave;
Dave's Santa-Grey abduction/Rupture;
Solar surface increasingly eaten-away;
THE HIDEOUS CRACK BABY movie;
The Sun's ejaculation
BIG RANT about "GOD COULD TURN OFF THE SUN! KNOCK THIS BALL INTO THE SIDE POCKET..."
Maybe our rockets caused the solar rupture...
Dave warns of the "Pleasure" Saucers hysterically while the Sun caves in;
Earth as 8-ball;
"MOTHER NATURE WILL CLEANSE THIS PLANET" rant;
"Could we be wrong? Could "Bob" be some CHARLATAN?"
Good super-cynical spouting, "Only one thing left to do when the world ends: PRAY."
Classic "Nada y Nada y Nada, in this petty pace, End of All Things, A tale told by an Idiot, Signifying Monkey."

(Cool, increasingly spooky Chas-Stang-Dave spouting Continued on HoS 693)

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