Anyone who wants to read a scarily informative and precise rant about the
Con, from a CON SURVIVOR, who goes into incredible detail about just what
they do, needs to go over to alt.conspiracy. Read the message written on
Fri, 24 Mar 1995 22:31:36, by DAZEDTOO <dazedtoo@delphi.com>. The subject
is "Uncompressed Text. The Secret Underground W 1 Response".
200K of ranting info...like the members of the Con known as REDS and
BLUES. When a RED and a BLUE mate, they form a PINK!
If no one has access to alt.conspiracy (SHAME on you!), and enough people
want to see this, I'll crosspost it.
--
Meow!
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Subject: Re: Incredibly Conspiracy Rant!
From: spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Date: 3 Apr 1995 19:50:13 GMT
The really frightening thing about it is that other than the shit
about the colors, he's pretty much got it right... It is a big
fucking conspiracy in which most of the population is complicit. The
Conspiracy of Normals is everywhere around you, smirking their little
smirks, laughing at you because you're not one of THEM. Remember
those miserable fucks that you had to tolerate in high school... the
ones that ran for student office or played on the football team or got
the good grades because they could memorize and regurgitate useless
factoids on demand, regardless of whether what they were brainbarfing
made any sense at all, and lorded their "superiority" over you?
Remember those assouls who slid right into The Right University,
pledged at the Right Fraternity or Sorority, got those Good Grades
again by sucking up to (or off) the professors or TAs? They're the
ones who now have the Good (Conspiracy) Jobs and the Gold Cards and
the minivans with the "My Little Simp is a Mindless Little Conformist
at Richard Milhouse Nixon Affluent Twirps Day School" bumper stickers
right next to the "Rush Is Right" bumper stickers. Yeah. Them.
THEM. They *do* steal the socks right out of the dryer (along with a
load of your precious Slack).
7 AM, July 5, 1998, can't come quick enough.
spl
--
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu
San Diego Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UC San Diego/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"This newfangled 'Information Superhighway' thing is gonna need some
'Informational Hell's Angels,' if you know what I mean." - Craig Burley
----------------------------------------------------------------------Subject: Re: Incredibly Conspiracy Rant!
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Modemac (modemac@netcom.com) wrote:
: So suddenly a newcomer called Purple Kitty appears on alt.slack, dragging
: this 200K of roadkill behind it as a way of showing it can be hip and
: cool along with the rest of us. All I've got to say about this is:
: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG GETTING HERE, KITTY? I have suddenly realized that
: there was a GREAT BIG HOLE in alt.slack that has been filled by your
: presence! This newsgroup is even more sacriligious and profane because
: of you!
: Hope to see more of you on here. Praise "Bob!" And have you given him
: your $30 yet?
I hereby nominate Purple Kitty as ornerary RanTrash Collector, to be
tutiliged in the fine art of Modemacing such Bulldada to alt.slack.
Until such a time as she Self-Slacks by sending her $30 to Dallasians,
I christen her Sister Pee Kitty, and recommend her to the Sisters of
Connie's Panties for protection from the slobbering hordes of Yetimen.
Unless she DESIRES hordes of Yetimen. Or rather until...
Or kill me with more CON rants of this ilk.
I love to say ilk.
Mod' old chatter brain, old connectivity cable, old necessary accessory, you
either got an assistant, or competition. Damn fine one either way.
Ilk. There, I said it again. It feels good.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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Subject: Re: Incredibly Conspiracy Rant!
From: pkitty@netcom.com (Purple Kitty)
Thank you! All I can hope for is that a hole still remains, for I have a
dream...a dream that one day, we will pull that (w)hole open, pulling it
wider, and wider, until other groups and other people begin to fall into
it...and the day will soon come when Usenet consists of nothing but
alt.slack.foo hierarchies. YES! It will be beautiful! alt.slack.comp.misc
and alt.slack.rec.arts.haiku and alt.slack.alt.alt.alt, all living
together, under the guiding light of alt.slack.alt.slack! We will recycle
the electrons from these messages and sell them to the Arabs! And all that
money will funnel into Dallas, praise "Bob"!!!
: Hope to see more of you on here. Praise "Bob!" And have you given him
: your $30 yet?
Weeeell...it's the thought that counts, right? Yeah, yeah, I already
know the answer to THAT one...I just need to supplement my income
somehow. Selling Scientologist bodies on the black market just isn't
paying the rent...
: FINGER modemac@netcom.com for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!
Hey, I did that! Didn't work...R U sure your .plan file is readable?
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Subject: Re: Incredibly Conspiracy Rant!
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Purple Kitty (pkitty@netcom.com) wrote:
: Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net) wrote:
: : I hereby nominate Purple Kitty as ornerary RanTrash Collector, to be
: : tutiliged in the fine art of Modemacing such Bulldada to alt.slack.
: I hereby second the nomination! (And if I'm not allowed to do that, then
: my Ife seconds it!) I shall scour the sewers of the Usenet Cabal to
: scavange the rants, gospel, and bulldata (typo...or possibly a new word?
: "Bob" brought us the computer age, after all...) that leak into the
: murky waters...
By Dobbs' underchair booger stash, PK, you can not only second, you can VOTE
yourself in.
: : Until such a time as she Self-Slacks by sending her $30 to Dallasians,
: : I christen her Sister Pee Kitty, and recommend her to the Sisters of
: : Connie's Panties for protection from the slobbering hordes of Yetimen.
: : Unless she DESIRES hordes of Yetimen. Or rather until...
: Against my worser judgment, I'll correct ya...for the record, it'd be
: Brother Pee Kitty. I don't want to be accused of trying to piss off
: Connie by impersonating a different gender. Now that that's on the
: record, use 'he' or 'she' as you wish...I've never held a strong belief
: in gender-personified pronouns and usually use "it". This revalation came
: to me after realizing that the "_ Male _ Female" checkboxes on forms,
: without offering the "_ Other" that so rightfully deserves to be there,
: is a direct sign of our lovely Conspiracy's attempt to control and
: conform us! And my mind looks forward to the day when I may wrangle down
: the Executive Comptroller of All Conspiracy Forms and scream at it, "DID
: YOU EVERY THINK THAT MAYBE THE REASON YOU ONLY SEE MALES AND FEMALES IS
: BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU OFFER US IN THE CHECKBOXES?!?" even though I know
: the answer is of COURSE they did, because they know that if "_ Other" was
: a choice, maybe you'd start to SEE "_ Other"s walking through life.
Aw hell. For my blatant conclusion jumping, I suppose now I'll be targeted
by Rev. Tarla and the Sexual Storm Troopers. Please?
I am rightly chastised. Though not to the extent that I'd really ENJOY.
: BTW, I'll still take the Yetimen...toss in a few Uberwomen and a handful
: of Black Cougars as well and I'll be a happy kitty...:-)
Well, fuckin'B, you can invent a completely perpendicular pronoun if you
wish, or partake from among the enourmous number of those available.
Likewise, you may partake of any combination of Yetisyn, Prairie Squid,
industrial devices and chemicals, etc. (especially etc.) as you wish. It's
an edict of the Church! Just because it's Church dogma doesn't mean you HAVE
to go against it. As for joining the Sisters, Tarla will have to make the
determination on your suitability. And if they call you in for a physical,
all I can say is, you have my deepest and most profound jealousy.
Yea, and St. GGGordon spoke unto them, saying "Let us have a choice in how
we're getting screwed. Some ways are fun!"
: : Mod' old chatter brain, old connectivity cable, old necessary accessory, you
: : either got an assistant, or competition. Damn fine one either way.
: : Ilk. There, I said it again. It feels good.
: Ilk. Yeah...it does! So does "nary", I've found. "Nary a soul", "Nary a
: one", "Nary a reason". Without a doubt, my favorite yarn anagram.
: "And of his ilk, nary a one survived the Rupture..."
Yeehaw! Wernicke's area orgasm, to go with the Broca's I had last night.
I'm sure glad I'm bi-lobal.
Pee Kitty, you know an AWFUL LOT of ChurchSpeak.
Fess up, you're NOT a new convert, are you.
Doesn't make a Pink's glandful of difference to your appointment as Bulldada
specialist though.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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