Amy Lockhart (bm134@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
: this is from an article in the citizen, section B, march 6. just
: best bits, because i am a lazy fool.
: the raelian church, which promotes sexual pleasure, expects a visit from
: extra-terrestrials within 40 years.
: Pierre...is leading a sensual meditation senssion that climaxes with
: contact with extra-terrestrials.
: sex and extra-terrestrials are the pillars of the Reallian church, named
: after Claude Rael, a former French journalist who says he was visited by
: space aliens in 1973.
: Real says he learned his father was an extra-terrestrial (his mother is an
: earthling) and was asked to spread the aliens' messages to the world.
: among these is the need for people to discover their bodies.
: adherents number about 100 local, and 32,00 in movement (5,00 Quebec)
: recently aquired religious status from the Quebec government.
: drew media attention for distributing thousands of condoms at Catholic
: high schools in Montreal, 1992, and for hosting a masterbation seminar a
: year later
: every july they meet in Que.'s eastern townships for a camping retreat and
: workshops where nudity is allowed
: real, preaches the joys of sexual pleasure
: despite the focus on sexual freedom, Bourque says, "I've been a Realian
: for 19years and i haven't yet seen an orgy." (damn!- only in my head, onl
: in my head..)
: "there's lots of love and a lot of contact, but it's not sexual-member
: Ives, cult specialist says gvt. shouldn't have given then the religious
: organization status because the movement is scientific not religious. "I
: find it curious because they say they're atheists,"
: desn't describe the movement as a cult but says members are increasingly
: pressured to respect rules and stiffle criticism
: member-days of misconception and ridicule about Raelians is over.
: movement is increasingly popular - also local organizer
: raelians are working on a plan to build an embassy in Jerusalem for the
: return of the aliens
: the extra-terrestrials, who Bourque describes as people a little shorter
: than humans, won't come back until there is peace on earth.
: "they'll deciide when to come, but we know it will be by 2035."
: most to all of this is directly from the citizen, excuse me copyright
: gawds for not using the proper quotations.
: looking for more info on them, please informe moi.
: amy
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: MHM 10x1
: 2304392330
i decided to post this to some newsgroup where it will be more
"appreciated"...and if you don't know by now fabio is an extraterrestrial
(but the kind that only the pinks like)....
creamy retarded sauce...now in 10 gallon containers!
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Subject: Re: the Raelian Church
From: hildebra@phnom-penh.berkeley.edu (Dean Hildebrandt)
Fabio is not an extraterrestrial, though he has been known to compare
himself to people anally probed by aliens to try to build credibility.
He is definitely a pink, though.
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Subject: Re: the Raelian Church
From: modemac@netcom.com (Modemac)
There's an interesting entry on the Raelians in Donna Kossy's
MUST-READ book, "Kooks," which gives the story of Rael's visitation
with the space aliens and his organization's attempts to build a
temple in Israel to greet Them when They arrive. Unless they've
received new orders from Out There, the aliens will only arrive if the
temple is successfully completed by a certain due date.
The Raelians have the right idea, but they've got the date wrong. The
REAL date for the arrival of space aliens, of course, is July 5, 1998.
7:00 AM, to be precise.
I like the part in Miss Kossy's book that notes how the Raelians
became politically correct when they changed their official symbol
from a "star of David with a swastika in the center" to a "star of
David with a spiral in the center."
And every time I hear the name "Rael," I think of Genesis' album, "The
Lamb Lies Down On Broadway." Did they have this Rael in mind when
they made the album, I wonder?
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Subject: Re: the Raelian Church
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Dean Hildebrandt (hildebra@phnom-penh.berkeley.edu) wrote:
: Fabio is not an extraterrestrial, though he has been known to compare
: himself to people anally probed by aliens to try to build credibility.
: He is definitely a pink, though.
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ooops.
'scuse me. Brain fart. I think I swallowed a bad meme.
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Subject: Re: the Raelian Church(CRUNTS)
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Matthew Carey (ac118@lafn.org) wrote:
: In a previous article, dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) says:
:(Murder of crunts that makes a Dobbshead if you print it out and squint
: at it %<CUT>%.)
: >ooops.
: >
: >'scuse me. Brain fart. I think I swallowed a bad meme.
: >
: Yer in for it now man. YER *IN* *FOR* *IT* *NOW*.
: Your Orange Grains are WAY heavy on the old side. I CAN FEEL IT THROUGH
: THE 'NET EVEN.
: I do not envy your situation, my friend. God, though, I don't really
: pity you either. Just reading that post full of NonInitiate Spurrious
: crunts bumped my OGs off balance so bad I'm going to have to log off and
: do=ED=B1=FC#=FB=F9=FB
: Oh! It's starting already. I gotta get over to my pillow and do some
: Heavy Brain Chakras before the whole shithouse blows.
: THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH!
WAH! Psychic storm front entering the net! Break out the Ronco Neuron
Tenderizers! "Calibrate your brains for the head count."
That's the problem with pstenching up the place with well placed brain
farts. Oxomodic trailer buggies roll past several stations before they plant
their seeds firmly in the porta-brains.
Besides, it felt REAL GOOD.
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