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May 2, 1995
[Edition No. 24]
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"Quiet, numbskulls. I'm broadcastin'."
-- Rush Limbaugh
"I'm just a patsy."
-- William Jefferson Clinton
"I'm a prisoner of war."
-- O.J. Simpson
"I just can't take it any more."
-- Lance A. Ito
"I tell ya, I don't get no respect."
-- Andrea Mazzola
HANK GOLDBERG:
"Are you a part of some massive, Oliver Stone-type conspiracy to frame O.J.
Simpson, or participating in some sort of absurd, ridiculous cover-up?"
DENNIS FUNG:
"___________________________ -- possibly."
HANK GOLDBERG:
"Are you a part of some massive, Oliver Stone-type conspiracy to frame O.J.
Simpson, or participating in some sort of absurd, ridiculous cover-up?"
ANDREA MAZZOLA:
Not that I recall.
"You'll get this cell-phone back at the end of the trial."
-- Lance A. Ito
TOUGH QUESTION DEPT:
"If a housecat were able to collect that evidence, would Dennis Fung and
Andrea Mazzola be able to?"
-- Hank Goldberg, Esq.
[Starring in, "Forrest Gump for the Prosecution"]
"Why can't the FBI **FIND** this guy?! How many guys can there BE named,
"John Doe #2?!!!!!" He's going by "John Doe #3" to throw 'em off!"
-- Howard Stern
"People are able, because they believe they are able."
-- Timothy J. McVeigh
[High School Yearbook]
"McVeigh was always level-headed. He didn't act crazy. I thought he was a
good guy. I trusted him with my life."
-- [Michael?] Barnett
[Gulf War buddy and most-likely to NEXT become suspect (like Fortier)]
"Why, I oughta . . . "
-- G. Gordon Liddy
"Reality is what you can get away with."
-- Robert Anton Wilson
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY:
Apparently, somewhere between her life as a Vegas show-girl and Capt. of
the "Let's Lynch O.J. Patrol" , Marcia Clark was a waitress at the Beverly
Hills Lawry's during the mid-70s -- a time when it was very likely she
waited on O.J. -- a frequent Lawry's diner. [Ya s'pose he ever STIFFED
her?]
WE ***DO, TOO*** RESPECT YOU!:
300 women in Brooklyn have formed an Andrea Mazzola fan club called "CRAM"
-- Citizens Respecting Andrea Mazzola -- organized around the conviction
that a woman can be "tough" and "feminine" at the same time. [Huh-huh,
huh-huh, huh-huh.] They color their hair with speckled gray and wear those
"bulky gray slacks" she wore while collecting stains.
ALSO STILL MISSING:
That there were two separate detonations in OK City seems to be a FACT, as
stated by various radio talk hosts and callers who are witness to
seismographs from the University of OK. Anyone seen in OFFICIAL recognition
of this fact? Any mention in 'MAINSTREAM' media? At the time of the first
blast, there was a great deal of concern and alarm on behalf of hesitant
rescue teams, who were getting warnings that there was "a second bomb", yet
none was found or detonated. Could it be that *SOMEONE* on the scene was
EXPECTING a 2nd blast and didn't realize it had taken place? Perhaps
detonated prematurely by the first?
WHAT *IS* THAT GOLD BRAID?:
There have been quite a number of callers to various radio programs in
recent times who want to discuss the gold braid on the U.S. flag in Ito's
Court.
(They seem to get short shrift.) The scuttlebutt seems to be that this is
an indication that it is a 'military' court (and/or referrals to O.J.'s
'court martial'), or that the braid was added at the time of WWII, as is
dictated in time of war, but that IT WAS NEVER REPEALED, ergo, we are still
under a 'military dictatorship', or the government has chosen to continue
with a status of enhanced 'special' domestic powers, etc. Or is this the
same as the 'admiralty' courts which preside over IRS v. citizen matters,
where one does not retain one's normal Constitutional rights? [Reader
response solicited.]
**UPDATE** -- THE DEVIL & THE FBI:
I have the bulk of Ted Gunderson's KABC interview on tape regarding his
research of Satanism and the plans of an evil network who are intent on
taking over the country and the world. I could transcribe the entire thing
if there was sufficient interest. (That's probably just as easy if not
easier than taping -- and you would then have the option of passing it
along.
[?? - Ed.]
AS WE GO TO PRESS:
Ex-juror, Tracy Hampton has paramedics arriving to treat her. We'll stick
our necks out here: Was she threatened and intimidated by the Sheriffs
and/or others to (1) get off the jury and (2) keep her mouth shut? Drugged?
EPILOGUE:
Let us hear -- ya hear? [Big Man Money Moose -- Ed.]
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