[This is a forwarded message]
In <3lvtp7$gm0@nyx10.cs.du.edu> anon2c9e@nyx10.cs.du.edu (henry) writes:
i have just received SHOCKING NEWS from an ANONYMOUS SOURCE.
l. ron hubbard, it is rumored, after a WILD COCAINE ORGY and
MULTIPLE HUMAN SACRIFICES, met with MEN IN BLACK purported to
have been hired by AMWAY to pursue their nefarious ends. after
the CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY decided to pursue WORLD DOMINATION by
hiding SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES in AMWAY PRODUCTS, they decided to
BRANCH OUT with NUMEROUS other TENTACLES OF EVIL!
yea, verily was it that they decided to form AOL.
one will NOTE, if one is WISE, the NUMEROLOGICAL SIGNIFICANCE
of the LETTERS. yea, verily they are 1 15 12!
1 + 15 + 12 = 28. when 2 and 8 are ADDED TOGETHER they
prove to be TEN, the number of fingers on both hands.
when MULTIPLIED they produce 180. 1 + 8 + 0 = 9
NINE is three THREES! surely the evil is obvious, and
A HEX has been THROWN ON THEIR INFERNAL DOMAINS!
therefore, it has been PROVEN CONCLUSIVELY that America
Online, Netcom, the Church of Scientology, Steven Boursy,
Joel Furr, and yea, even the mighty GENE SPAFFORD himself
are linked in an unholy union with the ALUMINUM BAVARIATI
and the UFO cover-up MEN IN BLACK, together with the
Rothschild bankers, the Rosicrucians and the Weathermen
to TURN THE NATION INTO AN ORGY OF DRUGS and SATANIC VIOLENCE!
please FREELY DISSEMINATE this VALUABLE information!
saint henry the obdurrate
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