I called ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS. I retard you. Big FUCK hey me POST LOTs. I
called ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS and I REALLY WEIRD > heh heh < I so weird I
keep LIGHTBULBS in fridge. Not lightbulbs that go ON OFF at LEAST ASSUME
DON'T but just plain LIGHTBULBS, not connected to anything, cept like
LAWS OF GRAVITY. That's how weird, I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, am. Also I
keep food there and eat it at night -- with LIGHTBULBAS!!!!!
ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS.
That's my name. I tell you a story about that but you all STUPID
FUGGERNUTS and COULDN'T TELL that I am the NUTTIEST FUCKNUT of ALL. I am
SCRAPULING all the PARTS of my NEW MACHINE into a big HEEP of URIAH.
That's a PUN I made up I FUCK YORE HED yore little CC head in slam the
little FUCKNUTS OUT OF CONTROL and RAMPAGE yore RHINORMOUS FEOTURES into
slam the little heads in a SPLINTER got the end of the BRAKDOON my help
LEVERS into I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, the greatest and most spectacular
PONK ARTIST in the world, being the only PONK ARTIST there helps sum I
suppose. Another funny joke I am on a role today forsure. It is
irrelevant to claim that you are a being with free will when you're
going to have to pay later! What isn't FIDDLES is FADDLES. I've snored
away your THINK you can STOP ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS BUT HIS GOT A BODY THAT
BULLETS BOUNCE OF special shaolin nostril exercices cause breathing my
BACKWARDS smotch the BROKKEN LAST NIGHT I PLAYTED AN RING NOSE into the
of a then it all went awaay again
likeke you
SMOGGED people I can see like TINY SMEARS ON THE WINDSHIELD OF LIFE
little bugsplat protoplasmic intercalated unsane retrouberBLANKEtteEtte
oubliette usherette epaulette kitchenette leatherette cigarette
flannelette serviette pipette toilette pirouette gazette ARMADILLO
FUCKNUTS ETTE'S LIST roulette, vinaigrette, musette, lorgnette!!!
marionette palette vignette etiquette rosette coquette THAT LAST ONE
SOUNDS ROOOOOD!!! i guess that's enough ette's I JUST ETTE your SPONKERS
in the gas like WIPE AWAY DIRT AND GRIME from my filthy gravel licking
tongue explores the texture of the pavement, salthy and rough, like a
horny skin and I could just DELVE DEEPER and the whole city would start
bleeding and there'd be SORE WORLD OPEN all hours.
it's a POD for ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS nothing more I am INCUBATING MYSELF to
become SPECIAL with PONK EXERCIES and shaolin dumping you will have to
pay attention when I BRAKLOS like crackling you will roast, petty
BOBBIESCUM you play at kill BOB you stupid like a CUDDLY SAFE LITTLE
GAME THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES I LOVE BOB HES MY FRIEND BUT I IGNOIRE HIM
because, I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, am far much superior in all aspects of
worship, I am BETTER because I am into PONK and a rebel against all
things especially rebels, a clever strategy you WORMIES won't follow
becuase you cannot match the power of ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS and his dancing
badgers (no more can be said on the badgers they are shy of publiccity).
Slack cannot compete with ARMANUTFUCKDILDO, my secret identity that
shrivels up you power to respond you sit their TREMBLE and PISSYERSEN as
ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS kicks you imn your pissy-wissy little asses, I stamp
on YOU, filthy-wilthy slimy-wimy little creepy-crawly FUCKY-WUCKY
NUTSY-WUSTSIES. Spread your guts and chop, walking offal stages.
Har har. ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS. I weirder than you ever was!
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Peter Hipwell wrote:
>
> I called ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS. I retard you. Big FUCK hey me POST LOTs. I
> called ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS and I REALLY WEIRD > heh heh < I so weird I
> keep LIGHTBULBS in fridge. Not lightbulbs that go ON OFF at LEAST ASSUME
> DON'T but just plain LIGHTBULBS, not connected to anything, cept like
> LAWS OF GRAVITY. That's how weird, I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, am. Also I
> keep food there and eat it at night -- with LIGHTBULBAS!!!!!
>
> ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS.
>
> That's my name. I tell you a story about that but you all STUPID
> FUGGERNUTS and COULDN'T TELL that I am the NUTTIEST FUCKNUT of ALL. I am
> SCRAPULING all the PARTS of my NEW MACHINE into a big HEEP of URIAH.
> That's a PUN I made up I FUCK YORE HED yore little CC head in slam the
> little FUCKNUTS OUT OF CONTROL and RAMPAGE yore RHINORMOUS FEOTURES into
> slam the little heads in a SPLINTER got the end of the BRAKDOON my help
> LEVERS into I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, the greatest and most spectacular
> PONK ARTIST in the world, being the only PONK ARTIST there helps sum I
> suppose. Another funny joke I am on a role today forsure. It is
> irrelevant to claim that you are a being with free will when you're
> going to have to pay later! What isn't FIDDLES is FADDLES. I've snored
> away your THINK you can STOP ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS BUT HIS GOT A BODY THAT
> BULLETS BOUNCE OF special shaolin nostril exercices cause breathing my
> BACKWARDS smotch the BROKKEN LAST NIGHT I PLAYTED AN RING NOSE into the
> of a then it all went awaay again
> likeke you
> SMOGGED people I can see like TINY SMEARS ON THE WINDSHIELD OF LIFE
> little bugsplat protoplasmic intercalated unsane retrouberBLANKEtteEtte
> oubliette usherette epaulette kitchenette leatherette cigarette
> flannelette serviette pipette toilette pirouette gazette ARMADILLO
> FUCKNUTS ETTE'S LIST roulette, vinaigrette, musette, lorgnette!!!
> marionette palette vignette etiquette rosette coquette THAT LAST ONE
> SOUNDS ROOOOOD!!! i guess that's enough ette's I JUST ETTE your SPONKERS
> in the gas like WIPE AWAY DIRT AND GRIME from my filthy gravel licking
> tongue explores the texture of the pavement, salthy and rough, like a
> horny skin and I could just DELVE DEEPER and the whole city would start
> bleeding and there'd be SORE WORLD OPEN all hours.
>
> it's a POD for ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS nothing more I am INCUBATING MYSELF to
> become SPECIAL with PONK EXERCIES and shaolin dumping you will have to
> pay attention when I BRAKLOS like crackling you will roast, petty
> BOBBIESCUM you play at kill BOB you stupid like a CUDDLY SAFE LITTLE
> GAME THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES I LOVE BOB HES MY FRIEND BUT I IGNOIRE HIM
> because, I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, am far much superior in all aspects of
> worship, I am BETTER because I am into PONK and a rebel against all
> things especially rebels, a clever strategy you WORMIES won't follow
> becuase you cannot match the power of ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS and his dancing
> badgers (no more can be said on the badgers they are shy of publiccity).
> Slack cannot compete with ARMANUTFUCKDILDO, my secret identity that
> shrivels up you power to respond you sit their TREMBLE and PISSYERSEN as
> ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS kicks you imn your pissy-wissy little asses, I stamp
> on YOU, filthy-wilthy slimy-wimy little creepy-crawly FUCKY-WUCKY
> NUTSY-WUSTSIES. Spread your guts and chop, walking offal stages.
>
> Har har. ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS. I weirder than you ever was!
>
SPONGTURATE. SPONTURATE, spongTURATE!!!
My special SPONGTURATE beam-rays have killed you off and your UNHEALTHY
DOCTRINES, the evil ARMADIDDLIDO FUCKERNUTTER. I have eradicated your
Un-SANENESS with a bean of SPONGTURATIONALITY, s-mote that EYE with the
little pointy WIRES HEATER UP and a GLASS BEAD in the swiming pool loops
sram scaramBOUCHER les pringortemate the LAPPS in the SLEDGE hamAAER you
are a SICJ DEAD rot CORPSE I HATE THIS YOU BREAK LIKE A CHINA DOLL
SPLINTER AND MOIST licking FASH gront merkLASH the PLASTRoblinshin
evapORARIRKCTIL: examinantionGOR FOOR E OFG RITALIN MEDOCRTUIS you
have
no
more
PONK PONK PONK greasy dirty little WHINE I HIT BANG BANG Evaporate All
That You Did to sully this GRATE VENUE for idea communicantinoan with a
SPONGTUREATE. SPONGTURAT. SPONGTURATION that will be a growth in the
PERNICKKITY PERNOKKITY nocturation stamp the steam beas I think you
MUDDLE THE MODEL there eat me the gills were flapTUREd by the
FUGGERINGTUB sea, god, uppitty snook COKC-UP hitting DRIVE hard into
BLANK shatter CHINA DOLL teapea erect HAR sidjamming berklintiment YOU
SCREAMING ABDAB GENERATION YOU GET HIT HARD BY A HAMMER IN THE TEETH you
a gummy old man with a wispy existence in DELIRIUM TREMERENDOUS
contribution to the GROWF of LIFE in the ultimantaral
stroocturpuitatatatat hing hong hand punt the ball over the hedge I will
see as the GAUSS HPUSE becomes RIPEAT after ME there is NO PONK no
badgers and you are just a SADLY SNAPPED pent up delusive bobranted
ticketty-tacketty knife basil degutant epilode BFRHFGS ish MANG thif
THIS IS BRONG HEPP ME caught in a lLOp a skip[ and a JURMP brak into
hooks in my BRANE PULLING ME TOWARSDS i can't think THIS IS INCRESE THE
PRESSURE OF THE VENTRIALTED LAST BRENTHING HONG witches dead
epilepilobular rangostrom goon doon to WALLY DUGS jabber black
SPONGTURATE nip and half flip the bath into FLOWERS VASE rhyme time
biscuitarnivarsicaledonian ENTROPERV DAED DAED DAED MAN warping into MY
BE END DAED LEPS end you KILL AMRMADIDDLY DOODAD DILLDODADDIO HEP COOLIO
ENDIO STOPPIO rat brak thing ep lep hep skep jemp pump PUMP PUMP RUMP
STUMP evinSTRARER BRAIGNDED FECKYOW
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In article <DwqtDz.AzK@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Peter Hipwell) writes:
>
>I can't work out whether I lead from the rear or rear from the lead.
>
Oh yeah, and I fucking hate it when people call me "hip" as well. That
was my fucking nickname at fucking school. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH
ME YOU KNOW. I'm *perfectly* well adjusted to this fucking shitheap
world. In fact, I REALLY LIKE IT. I went to a parasitology lecture
once, and the guy giving it had slides of hundreds of worms coming out
of a guy's butt after he'd drunk a load of paraffin, and a guy with
FUCKING ENORMOUS TESTICLES THAT HE HAD TO CARRY AROUND IN A
WHEELBARROW. Eliphantiasis, I think. And if you go look around some
forensic pathology websites you can see equally disgusting images of
death and mutilation (shit, I'm getting muddled up with the lecture by
the forensic entomologist who was showing slides of how you could date
time of death by what types of insect were burrowing around in the
flesh, the slides to that one weren't pretty at all but where else do
you ever get to see a flayed head nowadays) and this all sums
up something I think it very important indeed, oh yeah, and that time
I went to the anatomy department and they had this old Victorian glass
case detailing different kinds of freaky facial deformities and the
skulls there underneath and then you walk into this large hall next
door and they've got these MAMMOTH SKELETONS which really live up to
their name, being both mammoth and skeletons... the point of all which
is to say that there is SLACK to be gained everywhere in the most
disgusting, foul, loathsome and ugly situations in the world --
although you probably would be better off avoiding them in general, I
personally reckon -- even in this most sickening squamous putresence
of a planet created by the slobbering dung-ants of the human race which
is just as well but just don't call me fucking "hip" because I've been
through all that shit already.
AND KILL ME.
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On 08-25-96, petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk wrote:
peau> it's a POD for ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS nothing more I am INCUBATING
> MYSELF to become SPECIAL with PONK EXERCIES and shaolin dumping you
> will have to pay attention when I BRAKLOS like crackling you will
> roast, petty BOBBIESCUM you play at kill BOB you stupid like a
> CUDDLY SAFE LITTLE GAME THAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES I LOVE BOB HES MY
> FRIEND BUT I IGNOIRE HIM because, I, ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS, am far
> much superior in all aspects of worship, I am BETTER because I am
> into PONK and a rebel against all things especially rebels, a
> clever strategy you WORMIES won't follow becuase you cannot match
> the power of ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS and his dancing badgers (no more
> can be said on the badgers they are shy of publiccity). Slack
> cannot compete with ARMANUTFUCKDILDO, my secret identity that shriv
> els up you power to respond you sit their TREMBLE and PISSYERSEN as
> ARMADILLO FUCKNUTS kicks you imn your pissy-wissy little asses, I
> stamp on YOU, filthy-wilthy slimy-wimy little creepy-crawly
> FUCKY-WUCKY NUTSY-WUSTSIES. Spread your guts and chop, walking
> offal stages.
Criminy, he's chanelling a Zamboni spirit.
Don't disturb him until it's over. It might be dangerous.
* 2qwk! 2.03 * Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
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