umreid12@ccu.umanitoba.ca ("Knuckles" Gordon Bruce Reid) wrote:
: It doesn't...honestly.
:
: I like getting mail, it makes me believe that somebody in this world
: still wants to manipulate me.
Reading this which was written, there came unto my head a vision of two
ideas in rapid simultaneous synchronicity, wherein that I was sorely tempted
to conflate the two in such fashion that there would be a mockery made
of the one and blasphemy of the other and I made no effort to resist the
temptation out of fear of the Authorities of this world and from a
perverse loathing therein:
Dave Rhodes' infamous chain letter
Thirty pieces of silver or a talent of gold or any other
ancient measure of hard currency.
My life was without meaning and the bill collectors buzzed like
flies at my door step until I received the New Realisation '95
Newsletter. Now send a talent of gold to the name at the top of
the list and blot it out. Add your name at the bottom and send
ONE DOLLAR to these people.
NO SALESMAN WILL CALL
AMAZING RESULTS IN A FORTNIGHT OR YOUR TALENT BACK!
....................TEAR.ALONG.THE.DOTTED.LINE.....................
Epopt of the Exploding Head of JFK. Licensed to blaspheme the Gods
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!
Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214
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