mesmith@cris.com "Mark E. Smith" writes:
> I probably shouldn't ask, but here goes.
>
> On the cover of RevX, "Bob" looks like he has some kind of weird
> writing in his hair. But I'll be a striped-ass baboon if I can
> figure out what, if anything, it says.
>
> Anybody want to help me out here?
Well, on my copy of Revelation X I could swear that the letters spell
"Nenslo".
John Tz.
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: clavis@ix.netcom.com (John P. Olinyk)
dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) writes:
>Yeah, it looks like writing, but it only likes like it. It matches
quite
>well with the much older and extremely pixellated Official Dobbshead.
Y'know, when he posted that, it made me actually go and look, and, yes,
it does LOOK like there's something in there, but the only remotely
clear thing is... vertically parallel with "Bob's" left eye (right eye
to us) ...
............... ... ... 5 .... . . .............
A number "5". That's a little scary. It's as clear as day. What does it
mean? July 5?
Tell me I'm crazy. No, don't. I might take you up on it.
the Grand Clavister
(fuck)
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)
MY copy says, "Fuck em"
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: anarch@cse.ucsc.edu (Anarch)
My copy says "Fuck YOU."
anarch@cse.ucsc.edu +-+-+ Just because it's a JOKE doesn't mean it's not TRUE
D I S C L A I M E R : E V E R Y T H I N G I W R I T E I S F A L S E
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Looks to me as if it says "Send $1." But, then, I'm a striped-ass
baboon.
spl
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
Sure. There appear to be 11 lighted areas in the Dobbs' pompadour.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9-11
D F O B nothing B nothing S nothing
or or or
B nothing nothing
My guess, from the above analysis, is that these are just accidental
arrangements of light. To say that there is a hidden message is like
saying that there was a hidden message in Farrah Faccet's hair in her
swimsuit picture. There have been many books blathering about
'subliminal' messages in advertising. These theories have been
thoroughly debunked.
On the other hand, if you star at the picture long enough you'll
realize that auto-sterioptic techniques were used and you'll see a
3-D picture of Connie resolve itself from the background.
Pastor Craig
PS About all this Courtney Love being the something or other...
Isn't she online a good portion of the time? Can't they just ask her?
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Subject: Re: "Bob's" Hair.
From: craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
Actually, I have done futher textural analysis on the cover of
Revalation X the "Bob" Apocryphon (Simon and Schuster - ps648.s3r48
1994) and by analyzing the auto-steroptic images imbedded in the flames,
as well as microscopic analysis of the subliminal messages embedded in
"Bob's" face I have come to the following conclusion:
L. Ron Hubbard faked his own death and had a sex-change operation. He
later resurfaced as Courtney Love the Gaia Messaih. He/she brought a
message of simple wisdom, ways to save our planet. The actual text is a
palidrome (because it had all 26 letters) but was very lengthly so I
won't waste bandwidth on it. Although it ended with "I like beer and
spam." The content of the message was that if we find all the different
ways to imply masterbation, then the planet would be healed. L. Ron
Hubbard/Courtny Love will appear at DokStok to deliver this message
backed with an acoustic chainsaw. He will then visit each one of the
a.r.s spam-masters and make them eat their beans.
I hope this clears up all the confusion and we can get back to talking
about meaningful topics, like genitalia size.
Pastor Craig
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Subject: Re: the writing in bob's hair on revX cover
From: craig@cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
}Pastor Craig (craig@cpcn.com) wrote:
}
}:L. Ron Hubbard/Courtny Love will appear at DokStok to deliver this message
}: backed with an acoustic chainsaw. He will then visit each one of the
}: a.r.s spam-masters and make them eat their beans.
}
}The CRUNT! The CRUNT! What about the CRUNT?
}
}: I hope this clears up all the confusion and we can get back to
}: about meaningful topics, like genitalia size.
}
}NonononoNONO! I want my confusion BACK!
Sorry. I guess in my zeal to fit the hidden message into easily
digstible form I left out a couple of key details.
1) When L. Ron Hubbard/Coutney Love appears at dokstok, he/she will be
in full goth attirement.
2) To force the a.r.s-oids to eat their beans, L. Ron Hubbard/Courtney
Love will threaten them with the Crunt CD.
I hope this connects all the stupid x-posted threads.
Pastor Craig
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