I just wanted to point out that there is a STUPID ERROR in
Revelation X which you should all know about. On page 121, under "BEWARE
THE FALSE CHURCH OF THE END TIMES" it says, and I quote, "At first,
cheap 'cargo cults' will be spring up among the mutating remnants of
humanity."
WILL BE SPRING UP???? WILL... BE... SPRING... UP?????????????
Just what is that supposed to mean, I'd sincerely like to know?
Oh, and don't miss that extra "secret Nenslo portrait" on p.158.
Yep, that's me with the camera. The one with the clothes on.
Sincerely yours,
Mr. Crankybutt
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Send One Dollar to Box 86582 Portland OR 97286 USA
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Subject: Re: RevX STUPID ERROR
From: Dr. Philo U. Drummond <71764.777@CompuServe.COM>
Hey Wait-A-Minute Mr. Crankybutt,
Jeez, what a grouch. Of course it shouldn't've been "WILL BE
SPRING UP". The most properest gramatactical form shouldv'e been
"WILL BE SPRUNG UP". Hey were some kinda homely country
school-marm in a former life goin' around proofreadin'
everybody's stuff for 'em AFTER its published. Why didn't you say
something before when it still mattered.
Hey lighten-up, you ole' slack-vampire.
Dobbsfully Yours,
Foul-Hole
--
Cleric-In-Chief, Second Authorized MegaFisTemple Lodge of the
Church of the SubGenius / Drummondian
"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."
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Subject: Re: RevX STUPID ERROR
From: subgstang1@aol.com (SubGStang1)
You think THAT'S bad, here's one a thousand times worse.
On Page 73 of REVELATION X, column 1, last paragraph of the column, it
reads, "The sample Uighurs were force-devolved back down to the
Primi-Anthropocus stage, and "evolution" took over, more or less as
described in modern non-creationist textbooks."
This is PLAINLY CONTRADICTORY of the bracketting statements, and is in fact
a STUPID ERROR, one which has been traced back to BobMonk 756, "Rev.
FunnyName.trendy," who has been suitably punished. The intervening
proofreaders and Simon and Schuster editors have likewise been docked
Slakpoints.
It should read, "The REMAINING Uighurs were force-devolved back down to the
Primi-Anthropocus stage, and "evolution" took over, more or less as
described in modern non-creationist textbooks."
Obviously.
First it is stated that JHVH-1 took some SAMPLE Uighurs and transported
them 65 million years ahead in time to the Stone Age, where they suddenly
appeared as Cro-Magnon Man. It was the millions of REMAINING Uighurs who
were punished (devolved) and had to undergo the painful, slow re-evolution
as far as Neandertal. It was the small army of SAMPLE Uighurs who, popping
into existence already armed with Yeti-designed brains and rudimentary
memories of Yeti science, RUBBED OUT all of the Neandertals except the
Smiths.
Thank you for allowing us to make this correction.
Rev. Ivan "Bluto the Stump-Weilder MXCCI" Stang
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