anarch@cse.ucsc.edu (Anarch) wrote:
>>I wrote:
>>If you want something PUNGENT, yet want to keep your GI tract in one piece,
>>get a roll of Shock Tarts.
>
>These are pretty good, but for common consumption my vote goes to Sour
>Patch Kids...they're not that intense, but for that very reason you can
>munch them constantly, for hours on end. I did, once, and two days
>later all the skin peeled off of my tongue, like a big blister.
>
YES! The Tribal Sour-Patch Kid Tongue Sheath Shedding Ritual! I have also
experienced this wonderful phenom! Of course, you have to immediately follow
it up with the Tribal Scorching of the Roof of your Mouth with Molten Pizza
Cheese Ritual, for the ULTIMATE ORAL EXPERIENCE! (batteries not included)
But wait, THERE'S MORE! Not only does the Pizza Cheese Ritual thoroughly
SCORCH the roof of your mouth, but the citric-acid-laden TOMATO SAUCE causes
the newly peeled tongue to SEAR LIKE A POTATO IN HOT CRISCO! AAAIIIiiieeee!
Dok
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Subject: Re: Wanted: MegaWarheads in alt.binaries.slack
From: ear@fred.com (no)
You can get a similar experience anywhere, anytime using Salt & Vinegar
potato chips. . . no need for kitchen clean-up afterwards. Just go to
Costco and get one o' them REAL BIG bags. I guarantee by the time the
damn thing is empty your entire mouth will feel like you pulled it out
and ran it through Ollie North's shredder. Truly a thing of beauty, er,
I mean, tuly a tig ob byewy.
True Samsara can then be easily achieved by simply swigging a big
mouthful of Listerine.
=The Ear=
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