Things I finally figured out today

From: "duke0uke" <osama@bin.laden.org>
Date: Sun, Nov 4, 2001 3:15 PM

There is no truth, only power.

Wherever you go, there they are.

If I just close my eyes, everything will magically go away.

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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

There are only things waiting for you to close
your eyes so they can sneak up behind you and boot
you in the asshole HARD!

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

You JUST NOW figured that shit out? Man, no wonder you were feeling
depressed last week. I guess you just hadn't gotten to #3 by then,
huh?

Ahh, blindness. No more ugliness. Music sounds so much better, too.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

Here's my one.

If they seem stupid, maybe it's NOT because I'm failing to see things
from their point of view sufficiently. Maybe it's NOT because I'm
failing to appreciate their socio-cultural point of view. Maybe it's
NOT because they're having a bad day and I'm not seeing them at their
best. Maybe it's NOT because I'm secretly threatened by them. Maybe
it's NOT because I'm projecting my own insecurities on them.

Maybe it's just because they're kind of fucking stupid.

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Tech Suppport: "Have you made backups of your software and data?"
Customer: "I didn't know it had a reverse"

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: Things I finally figured out today
From: The Not Quite Sane One <blargh3-nospam-@yahoo.com>

>
> If I just close my eyes, everything will magically go away.

Have you ever tested this theory on rush-hour traffic?
*In* rush hour traffic?

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Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB

Nope. No sig here. Nothing to see. Move along.

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