SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"

From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 18, 2000 3:22 PM

I THINK HAVING AN "ALL GIRL" PINUP CALENDAR IS TOTALLY SHITFUCKED. YOU
SEXIST HAGS CAN FUCK SKULLS IN HELL.
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Subject: Re: SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Hmm...
I think if it involves fucking, at least half the Connie-ites may be game.
In all interest of fairness, though, feel free to make a wonderful hunky
calendar WE'D stand in line to have you sign. I'd actually welcome twelve
months of luscious Yeti beefcake.
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Subject: Re: SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>

how bout 12 months of Nenslo instead?
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Subject: Re: SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)

I'm JANUARY, baby! *strikes a Chris Farley beefcake pose*

--
Gov. Rocknar

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Subject: Re: SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"
From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>

>
> how bout 12 months of Nenslo instead?

How bout the "Twelve Days of Nenslo". You know the tune!

On the first day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me:
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the second day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me:
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee,

One the third day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me:
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the fourth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me:
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the fifth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me:
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stangs,
A divorce and a bucket of pee,

On the sixth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the seventh day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the eighth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Eight shit bears a howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the ninth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Nine Bryan Adams CD'S,
Eight shit bears a howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the tenth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Ten Scientologist a preaching,
Nine Bryan Adams CD'S,
Eight shit bears a howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the eleventh day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Eleven cops arresting,
Ten Scientologist a preaching,
Nine Bryan Adams CD'S,
Eight shit bears a howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

On the twelfth day of Nenslo my true hate gave to me,
Twelve empty sacks of frop,
Eleven cops arresting,
Ten Scientologist a preaching,
Nine Bryan Adams CD'S,
Eight shit bears a howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six glorps a singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two turds of Stang,
A divorce and a bucket of pee.

--
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)
Newsgroups: alt.slack

>Hmm...
>I think if it involves fucking, at least half the Connie-ites may be game.
>In all interest of fairness, though, feel free to make a wonderful hunky
>calendar WE'D stand in line to have you sign. I'd actually welcome twelve
>months of luscious Yeti beefcake.
>

I'm just not sure there *is* 12 months of "luscious yeti beefcake"

(he says looking at his flabby self)

Well, maybe if you can talk GGG into it...
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>

On Tue, 18 Jul 2000 13:22:06 -0800, SWILBERT® said in alt.slack:

>I THINK HAVING AN "ALL GIRL" PINUP CALENDAR IS TOTALLY SHITFUCKED. YOU
>SEXIST HAGS CAN FUCK SKULLS IN HELL.

Don't worry Nenslo, I'll make an all boys one JUST FOR YOU.

Sister Decadence
Goodwill Ambassador
Church of the Subgenius
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d

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From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 11:08 AM

Oh Nenslo,

You're just jealous because we vetoed the idea of the Nude Nenslo calendar.
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From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>

Rev. Prostata Cantata wrote:
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>
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>
> I'm just not sure there *is* 12 months of "luscious yeti beefcake"
>

HELLPOPE HUEY *ALONE* is 12 months of "luscious yeti beefcake"
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Subject: Re: SEXIST HAGS SHRIEK "ONLY THE DICKLESS NEED APPLY"
From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:
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>
> On the first month of Nenslo

Artemia Salina, meet PopeBlack.
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From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Name: PopeBlack wrote:
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> >
> > how bout 12 months of Nenslo instead?
>
> How bout the "Twelve Days of Nenslo". You know the tune!

PopeBlack (The Horse's Rear) meet Artemia Salina.

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