Sexject: MORE SEXIST BULLSHIT FROM SISDEC Re: Connie-ite Collage For NEXT Year

From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 6:43 PM

Sister Decadence wrote:
>
>
> Damn, I was really hoping to include LOTS of Subg gals who aren't on
> the monthly pages. What's with you chicks? Jeez, ya don't HAVE to be
> naked you know. There are plenty of lingerie pics and sexy images that
> are clothed in THIS year's calendar, you could all do something like
> that.
>

This all-girls sexist shit must end. Having a calendar which contains
pictures of only women with no men allowed is exactly the kind of
conspiracy programming this church is intended to combat. I demand full
sexual eqality for subgenii of all genders.

CHAUVINIST SOW! Uplift yourself! This is NOT the twentieth centurey.
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Subject: Re: MORE SEXIST BULLSHIT FROM SISDEC Re: Connie-ite Collage For NEXT Year
From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>

Oh please. If I didn't already understand your "brand" of humor, I'd
take you seriously. But I still wouldn't change it. Like I said, if
you REALLY were serious, start your own damned calendar.

For those who may really wonder...I know better than to make one all
of men...not enough buyers so it wouldn't be worth the cost of
printing. Oh, I know SOME of us would buy it, but I'm doubting the
numbers would equal those buying the Connie Calendars. See, I thought
about this seriously already. besides, nekkid chick pics are more fun
to masturbate over...I mean, work with.

Sister Decadence
Goodwill Ambassador
Church of the Subgenius
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d

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From: andreux@eterna.net (andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 20, 2000 1:57 PM

I know I'd by a picture of Nenslo naked.

-andreux

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saint@prairienet.org
nichole's panties on sale... cheep. inquire within
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From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>

Maybe he's just mad 'cause I didn't ask him to BE in one! *heh*

Oh wait...this is Nenslo we're talking about...he's just plain MAD!

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Subject: Re: MORE SEXIST BULLSHIT FROM SISDEC Re: Connie-ite Collage For NEXT Year
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)

andreux@eterna.net (andreux) posted to alt.slack on Thu, 20 Jul 2000
19:57:07 GMT with <39775977.116148480@news.enteract.com>

> I know I'd by a picture of Nenslo naked.

i'm sorry, sir, but unless you put on some pants,
i can not sell you a picture of Nenslo.

--
"And "Thou Shallt Not Steal My Slack" shall be the whole of the law"

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Subject: Re: MORE SEXIST BULLSHIT FROM SISDEC Re: Connie-ite Collage For NEXT Year
From: joy@bronze.coil.com (Joy D'Veeve)

I did not arrive wearing pants and I'm not leaving with pants.
--
I try to be a sweetheart, but nothing seems to work
Would you love me better if I acted like a jerk?
--The Duke of Uke
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Subject: Re: MORE SEXIST BULLSHIT FROM SISDEC Re: Connie-ite Collage For NEXT Year
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

Does a picture of Nenslo naked make one pant?

If so, would a full-color spread make a wardrobe?

And would you promise not to wear it too often? I'm still recovering
from Jesus' "THAT" loincloth.

The Prophet Lilith

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===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
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==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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From: doktor roxor <roxor@hackermail.net>
>>
>
>I did not arrive wearing pants and I'm not leaving with pants.

who are you and where are my pants?

--
"she turns herself round and she smiles and she says,
this is it, that's the end of the joke." --psychedelic furs

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