I was just jerking off...

From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Oct 5, 2001 8:57 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9131D509A29E2CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

...and I thought of YOU.
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Subject: Re: I was just jerking off...
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

That happens to me too, occasionally. It's very frustrating
because I have to wait till the image goes away and then start
all over again.

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Subject: Re: I was just jerking off...
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>

"Legume" wrote
> ...and I thought of YOU.

DITTO
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Subject: Re: I was just jerking off...
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

So that's why I got that burn on my calf where the psychic jizz landed.
Think of purple's left eye socket next time, willya?

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Quick, break out the fascist repellent!

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It is a brand on the imagination that affects
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Apparently my low job satisfaction bred disloyalty,
which drifted into outright theft.
Sabatoge can't be far way."
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Subject: Re: I was just jerking off...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

http://www.gamebang.com/games/messymouth.shtml

http://www.sekurity.com/badlinks/flash/wildwest.swf

It has a happy ending.

http://www.bemymaid.com/

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animal-like. Tensing her fingers so her hands look
more like claws, she pounces forward with an
earsplitting war cry as she grabs at her opponent's
nipples and gives them a mighty twist."
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Subject: Re: I was just jerking off...
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

>...and I thought of YOU.

Bill is in the mail.

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RAPE RAPE RAPE

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