I am a USENET WIZARD!

From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Nov 26, 2001 4:08 PM

I figured it out. In order to create a usenet posting that is
guaranteed to net over 50 threads you must PISS EVERYBODY OFF. So,
without further ado....

YOU ALL SUCK!

Thank you for your patience and time.

-APLY
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From: "IMBJR" <you@know.where>

Needs more invective.

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

What?

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From: "irk" <reply@here.please>

I will in NO way contribute to your childish
attempt to create a posting over 50 threads.

Damn! Pulled a Kevan.
Must be the proximity.

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From: "IMBJR" <you@know.where>

nu-monet wrote in message <3C02B7A5.27F1@succeeds.com>...
>IMBJR wrote:

>> Needs more invective.
>
>What?

for a second I thought I had made that up, so I checked:

1.Denunciatory or abusive language; vituperation.
2.Denunciatory or abusive expression or discourse.

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From: "RevUlv" <slacker05@mindspring.com>

You forgot to add in "you are all gay" and a reference to fucking someones
parents. Thats the secret to usenet gold.
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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

I refuse to allow you to piss me off, so don't count this reply to achieve your
goal.

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From: "The Not-Quite-Sane One" <blargh3-nospamformethanks-@yahoo.com>

"IMBJR" <you@know.where> wrote in message
news:9tubdo$a4u$1@news8.svr.pol.co.uk...

>
> Needs more invective.

Needs more big ascii.

--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" the Not-Quite-Sane, ESB

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Need more salt.

--
Rev. DJ Epoch

"This Church is so big on titties that it's almost mandatory for all our front
doors to have knockers." - Paul E. Jamison
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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

> I refuse to allow you to piss me off, so don't count this reply to achieve your
> goal.

Screw you, fucker. Your sig sucks donkey dick.

I've seen you around here... with your posts and stuff...
AND THEY SUCK!

I bet you smell like cokky.

-APLY
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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

.
> You forgot to add in "you are all gay" and a reference to fucking someones
> parents. Thats the secret to usenet gold.

Only a gay person who's parents I fucked would ever say such a thing.
And just because I fucked your father too doesn't make me gay.
It was a humiliation/power thing.

-APLY
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

That's a disgustingly SubGenius thing to say, JACKASS.

((Did I do it right? Where do I go for my free Lycra panties sniffing
kit?))

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From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>

I would be ashamed to appear in public like this if I were you. You are
responsible for spreading anti-religious, racist, anti-Semitic, immoral,
depraved, degraded, ideas to the youth of the nation, seducing them into a
life devoid of Christ, just one long pot smoking session after another in the
whore houses of their minds. If anyone needs the Kool-Aid treatment more than
you, I'm at a loss who it could be, unless Satan himself is walking the earth
in human guise.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I swear to got, that made me squirt. First I laughed but then it got
REALLY good and I started jacking off, and god damn if I hadn't come
before I even got to the end.

The Great Satang

$$$-%%-$$$

Il Squirtato Magnifico

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Needs more GRAVY!

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

You should have titled it, "I'm a Lamo USENET WIZARD."

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

>
> That's a disgustingly SubGenius thing to say, JACKASS.

44 and 3/8ths divided by 2!!

> ((Did I do it right? Where do I go for my free Lycra panties sniffing
> kit?))

((Check with Rev. SPLR. They're supposed to have dirty panty vending
machines in Japan.))

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From: "irk" <KEvanBlows@Jesus.nads>

> ((Did I do it right? Where do I go for my free Lycra panties sniffing
> kit?))

You forgot the Crappy ASSKEY, JACKASS.

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/ KEVAN |
/ JESUS'S |
/ DUNCE |
/ |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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From: Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net>

What the fuck is this supposed to be? My, you're talentless.

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Subject: Re: I am a USENET WIZARD!
From: cuthulu@shreve.net (Kevan)

"Rev Darkness" <no6@no.net> wrote:

>like we know what your crap is

Because you don't know how to switch between a proportional and a fixed-width
font. Hell, you probably don't even know what they are,

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From: "Rev Darkness" <no6@no.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Ok kevan you win
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From: "The Not-Quite-Sane One" <blargh3-nospamformethanks-@yahoo.com>

Needs more CHEESE.

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

> Ok kevan you win

How did this become about sniffing panties, and then how did it
becaome about NOT sniffing panties? I like sniffing panties.

I like sniffing YOUR panties, Rev. Darkness! HAHA!

Let's continue this growing thread of HATE.

-APLY

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