Unleash one-to-one eyeballs--like "Bob"!

From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Need to enhance your front-end solutions? Having trouble embracing your
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For an introductory brochure, please send $1 to cover postage and
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PO Box 140306
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The Prophet Lilith
with the help of:
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

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Subject: Re: Unleash one-to-one eyeballs--like "Bob"!
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Having recently moved up to being a valued client, I wanted to point out
that I was particularly impressed with the heuristic dynamisms that this
solution offered. Previous to my purchase I had no idea that there even
was such a thing as a "heuristic dynamism", and while I don't quite
understand what one is I must say that I am quite impressed none the less.
I have seen a sharp upward trend in management team interactivity, homogeneity,
and interoperability, and a sharp decrease in individuocentric management idioms
since the installation of the "Bob" Dobbs management infrastructure solution.

It's reassuring to see that there are still those who prefer to think INside
the refrigerator box.

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Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Taking the 'rhetorical' out of 'rhetorical question' since 1958

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Subject: Re: Unleash one-to-one eyeballs--like "Bob"!
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

>
>Incentivize your virtual experiences today with the proven "pink"
>killer in the industry--"Bob" Dobbs.
>

bwahahahaha

You should offer a free latté for everyone who responds. And a Power
watch.

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