Re: The Ideal SubGenius Woman

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Date: Mon, Apr 30, 2001 9:34 PM

Not that I'll ever git near one again, but what is it about wimmin that
makes their damn birthdays and eye colors so DAMNED IMPORTANT? Each
wimmin should spend one day as a horny guy with a bursting set of
seminal vessicles. Damned if they withdrew SexHurt again ever a day in
they lives after that! Too damn cruel. All that hydraulic pressure is
GAY RAUN TEDE ta wipe yer memory clean, too. Fact o' biology.

Huh. Let them also on that day wake up on the way to an excellent wet
dream setup only the damn alarm clock or something goes off before THEY
do. Then git in the car and drive a hour to a meeting at work. Hnuh,
hnuh. If that'd happen, they'd be blowing us outta pity on street
corners every day. None o' this birthday/eye color mnemonics!

Then I think, let one of them spend two hours tryin ta make another
woman COME HARD on a hot night with a summer cold, a pizza burn on yer
tongue, tendinitis in yer middle finger, and something you ate earlier
starting to turn inside yer bowels. I think THEN they'd be remembering
MEN'S BIRTHDAYS and MEN'S fucking eye colors instead, once they
appreciated the efforts we put forth to ensure our tubes are clean and
free of any backups through simple Quid Pro Quo.

Based on that last rant, I hear by declare LESBIANS as some kinda
HONORARY HEROES to the male sex. But I bet one Lesbian never hasta
remember the other's birthday, eye color, or HOW THEY MET! Just if they
hafta work on each t'other as long as we do sometimes, tears well up and
I give em an A for effort if nothing else.

Just practice saying Yer eyes are (check one) blue green hazel brown
violet bloodshot albino glass missing. NOW LET ME COME IN YER PUSSY!

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Subject: Re: The Ideal SubGenius Woman
From: Saint Mae <haileris@idiom.com>

iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:

> Based on that last rant, I hear by declare LESBIANS as some kinda
> HONORARY HEROES to the male sex. But I bet one Lesbian never hasta
> remember the other's birthday, eye color, or HOW THEY MET! Just if they

Actually, and you probably won't like this, but lesbian remember each
other's eye color and birthdays automaticly. If they forget, they
write down the birthday and look at the eyes again. Since women like
stuff like that, women generally do such things to other women.

Now men, on the other hand, seem to really like a good fuck in a
public restromm. They like frequent casual sex with no remembering
anything except where they put the lube, and where they're going to
put it next. Consequently, this is how many men behave when they are
fucking each other. Perhaps you should consider the many joys of
homosexuality? You'll get a partner who probably sucks cock better
than any woman you've hever been licked by, and a partner who
wants to fuck as much as you do. Even better, you'll get a partner
who doesn't care if you remember anything but how to fuck back. (And,
even better, you'll get a partner who is unlikely to breed with you.
Yay for that!)

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Subject: Re: The Ideal SubGenius Woman
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

>>Perhaps you should consider the many joys of
homosexuality? You'll get a partner who probably sucks cock better
than any woman you've hever been licked by, and a partner who
wants to fuck as much as you do.<<

Another important advantage, it's the ONLY way a guy can get himself
FELCHED.

Wow. No wonder there are so many homos in high places! If they run
they business as clever, it's no wonder. I think this summer I'm gonna
see if the local communisti collige is running their gay night courses
again! Gotta lern ta do it rite...

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