Pardon Me, But...

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 28, 2001 3:23 PM

You google-eyed comb-over LOSER! EGOMANIACAL MORON! Spouting Bible
quotes as if they were Get Out of Jail Free cards. Well you don't
fool ME because I know your game, even if YOU DON'T! Why don't you
go back to your minimum wage MEAT SCRAP SWEEPING job and GET THE FUCK
OUT OF MY FACE, you know-nothing TIT! You just HAVE to argue with EVERY
FUCKING WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH, don't you? Why? Is it because I'm stupid,
and you're a genius?! Is it because after all these years of trial and
error and learning from my mistakes and discovering workable, practicle
solutions to problems, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, and you,
who've only been around for a FEW MONTHS, have ALL the answers because
you're a self-proclaimed Man of God, and therefore are SUPERIOR to
HEATHENS such as myself, in ALL ASPECTS OF EVERYTHING?! You SANCTAMONIOUS
banjo-plucking Deliverance-stand-in SCUMBAG. I've got your number, and you
KNOW IT, you NIT-PICKING sweaty Adam's Appled KNOW-IT-ALL!

You STINK of *OTHER PEOPLE'S* GARBAGE!

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Taking the 'rhetorical' out of 'rhetorical question' since 1958

"My name is not really Bob Dobbs" -- purple

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Subject: Re: Pardon Me, But...
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde wrote:
>
> Wow, it's snappy comebacks like this that almost make me wish I'm not
> killfiling certain parties.
> Almost...

Nah, that wasn't directed at anyone you know, or even know of.
I was just puking up a little bile related to my CONjob.

Lately I'll been forced to work with this newbie whose arrogance
stems from his religious fervor. Basically he's a Jesus freak who
quietly thinks he's better than anyone else because of his Jesus
freakishness. Rather like an ultra-polite Timothy Sutter, in a way,
except that his arrogant egomaniac extends to all spheres of activity,
including his new job, which I'm supposed to be teaching him.
He reminds me very much of the character, "John Doe", from the
movie SEVEN; mousey on the outside, but with a throbbing, suppurating
ego problem on the inside. I fully expect to read about him as the
prime suspect in some gruesome axe-rape type of crime spree, in the
newspapers someday.

Normally, with someone like that, I'd just let him founder and
fall behind until he gained a little respect for my experience
and asked for my help, but this case is different in that he
knows the boss from a former position, which makes him somewhat
untouchable, and also because we are supposed to be working as
a team, so its tough for a third party to distinguish who did what.
That makes it very easy for the boss to use me as a scapegoat for
"Einstein's" fuckups, if push ever came to shove.

So I haven't been in a very Happy Space lately.

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Taking the 'rhetorical' out of 'rhetorical question' since 1958

"My name is not really Bob Dobbs" -- purple

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Subject: Re: Pardon Me, But...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Apr 29, 2001 9:39 AM
Message-ID: <3AEC19A9.4965@succeeds.com>

Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> Lately I'll been forced to work with this newbie whose
> arrogance stems from his religious fervor...

A little redemptive exercise: compile a dossier.

Totally dehumanize rat-catcher, then objectify his life,
noting *all* strengths and weaknesses.

Strength: bosses friend.
Weakness: religious fanaticism.
Weakness: drinks coffee from unsecured pot.
Weakness: goes to bathroom at same time every day for 15 min.
Car: Miata, 1994. License #:

Now, what you *do* with that dossier is up to you.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Pardon Me, But...
From: "The Larch" <Larch@treefucker.com>

here's my advise to do with as you will. Since there are so many of "them"
and so few of "us", i would advise caution. I't been my experience that by
virtue of their religious affiliations, they always win whatever "war" they
engage in, simply because they seem to be pios and godly in their way, even
if they are the biggest piles of shit on the planet, and the higher up's
think "He must be honest and hardworking..he's a christian". I lost a
position I had held for 5 years and had my salary cut by approx. 70% last
October, while a bible thumper who hired in two weeks prior was kept
on....the fact that his father in law is a state senator and is funneling
money to the company that screwed me helped a good deal as well, but my
point being the Christians seem to alweays win, no matter how much they
whine that the world is against them. They control everything....
> --
Cosmo Electrolux
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Subject: Re: Pardon Me, But...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

You advise "caution" because they "always" win? HELL,
that's the reason to throw "caution" to the wind!

You see their 'strength' as being Xtian? Then turn that
'strength' into a weakness! What would happen to their
support if suddenly their "faith" gets called into question?

Like little satanic graffitti thingamabobs cropping up
around the workplace, traceable to our Xtian friend?

And "you know" how satanists like to "pretend" they are
good Xtians, just to "fool" others?

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Pardon Me, But...
From: "The Larch" <Larch@treefucker.com>

sure...throw caution to the wind and toss your fucking job, ect. into the
fucking toilet. You know as well as I do that if you thumb your nose at
their religion, you take your career into your own hands....not that I give
a fuck for Xtians in the first place, just that I['ve been fucked over
because of my views before and since I have to provide a home and food for
my children, I'll keep the "Bob" shit out of the work place....especially if
the majority of co-workers, managers, ect are Baptists....nasty
motherfuckers, those Baptists....

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