Subject2: JHV1 may hate me but who gives...

From: "mushroom" <x@x.x>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, May 23, 2001 8:45 AM

Hey thanks, you guys are actually much nicer than I would have imagined and
I really feel better having read all your posts.

I probably weren't gonna off myself anyway because I'm too chicken to do it
without a gun (jumping in front of trains and stuff like that just isn't me)
and I live in a country with very strict access to guns - HEY, maybe it
really IS a good thing that I live outside the U.S... (Although I have to
wait a couple of weeks extra to see all the new movies...)

Ferry Corsten, one of the world's best trance DJs (you probably won't know
him if you're not European), is coming to my city tonight and I think he's
gonna be my ShorDurPerSav for the night. I feel TOTAL SLACKFEST coming up
and later I'm gonna have hot naked sex with some total stranger. YEAH! :-)

My best friend called me and explained that the thing with the girl I love
just sort of "happened"... Bullshit, but when I think about it he's probably
more compatible with her than I am, and our friendship is definitely worth
more than a relationship with some bitch who don't want me anyway.

I'm not quite ready to confront my parents with the fact that their divorce
is fucking me up. After all, it's their business and it must be pretty bad
for them too since they're the ones actually getting a divorce. Also, I knew
it had to happen at some point, the timing was just unfortunate.

About the getting kicked out of high school thing... I talked to my student
councillor and he advised me to take a year off from school to work and
slack off (he didn't speak English, but directly translated he told me to
SLACK off - is that a sign or what?). So I'm gonna get a job as some sort of
minimum-wage-earner (McDonald's, 7-Eleven, Blockbuster....) and make enough
to go on a road trip of the U.S. next year - maybe I'll even be able to make
it to X-day 5. After that I can take the classes I need separately on an
evening course and then go to college.

I think this is a good opportunity for me to get on with my life and stop
worrying about all the shit that I can't do anything about anyway. Oh yeah
and about the 12 step program... No fucking way! I drink because it gives me
slack, and it's only when I'm down I drink too much.

That leaves me with only one problem left - the spammer (BTW, he's promoting
a site where you can report UFO sightings) - which leads me to my question:
Exactly HOW illegal is it to mail bomb his ass? Will I go to jail or will I
just be given a fine?

BTW, I'm not saying all my problems are solved, but I think I just needed to
look at it from another perspective.

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