Friendship: It's Not Just for Pinks Anymore!

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>

You know, Raggedy Ann once said, "Frienship is like a ray of light in a dark
room -- it lights up everything around it."

Back in the long-ago days before Stang and Dr Philo met "Bob", SubGenii
often went friendless. Perhaps they were the only mutant in their entire
town -- there was no way for them to know that they weren't the only bonobo
freak in the entire WORLD.

Those were some bad days! But thankfully, SubGenii no longer need to huddle
in their caves alone, watching the Pinks enjoy the laughter and joy of
friendship while excluding them. We can have our OWN friends now -- others,
who are not like us, yet are JUST AS DIFFERENT from THEM as we are! At
last, SubGenii can use the word "we;" they can laugh and tell jokes to each
other, and plot to end the vicious theft of Slack which the Pinks mindlessly
drive forward.

These days, we sometimes take our Yeti Brethren and Sistren for granted,
assuming that every Yeti has at least ONE friend among us, or at least feels
accepted in a general sort of way.

As the Xistmas Holiday Season approaches, let's all take a moment to pity
those who "don't get it". The ones who can't make friends even among their
fellow Yetis. The ones who think it's "cool" to be hated. The ones who
think friendship is for suckers, and that universal dislike is a badge of
honor, while having only a few good friends is a sign of weakness.

Of course, like the insects that attempt to invade our homes, such vicious
personalities must be purged from our midst. Otherwise, they would steal
our Slack! We can't let that happen, but we can hope that a freak bolt of
lightning sent by Wotan will strike these Slack-stealing rogue Yetis, and
bring them to their senses.

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