Bore 'dem

From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 3, 2001 1:10 PM
Message-ID: <Wlgo6.5587$qv3.2523802@nnrp5-w.sbc.net>

I'm tired and bored. Somebody flame me so I'll have something to do.

T.
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam>

Yeah? well, alright, ya fucking troutwaxer

I flame in your general direction, foolish yeti

Yor mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries

Now go away or I shall flame you a second time

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

So, you wave de cape at de bool, eh? And now de bool gonna charge ahchoo
and make wit de horned, eh?

S'okay. We slit choo up a treat, greengo.

You're a boring self-absorbed TWAT that constantly belly-aches about not
getting enough attention. Your only apparent source of self-esteem seems
to be in your delusions of being a good writer of grotesque fiction. Well
I've read some of your stories, and they SUCK! Long-winded and predictable
rubbish, with drab sophmoric imagery. How can you dare to be PROUD of such
utter TRIPE?

Eh??

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)

You, sir are an unspeakable CAD and that post represents the basic
lack of wit and good manners that bespeak of a man in desperate need of a
good asskicking. How DARE you insinuate that we would flame you just to
provide some kind of cheap entertainment for such a nimrod as yourself.

Please print this post in a large font on 25lb paper, roll it up
really tight and shove it up your ass. For best results I suggest that you
repeat this process as many times as it takes to push a clue up into your
empty brain pan.

Fuck you very much

Prostata Cantata.

--
panic: kernel trap (ignored)
+++~ath0
NO CARRIER
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>

Thanks folks. With fiends like you who needs enemas?

T.
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>

Oh yeah, so far Artemia's was the best. There's just no good way to answer
it without dissolving into whining palmer face and crying that I'm a
famous net writer.

flasedhaddockdude, you get an `F' for reusing twenty year old Pythonesque insults. Sad.

T.
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

>I'm tired and bored. Somebody flame me so I'll have something to do.
>

You're a fucking ... a fucking ... a fucking ...

Ah it's no good. I'm drawing a blank.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Coroners are not known for their bedside manner.

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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

Hey, Trout, just out of curiosity, when your mommy and daddy were
dropping you on your head when you were a baby, did they say 'boing
boing boing' while you were bouncing, or did they just maintain a
dignified silence?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby
become a monster. And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the
abyss gazes also into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam>

>
> flasedhaddockdude, you get an `F' for reusing twenty year old Pythonesque
insults. Sad.

What? You expect me to right my own material?

Of all the half-assed, semi-literate, umm...point taken

--
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theoneflasehaddock

formerly of deja.com
AIM - the1flasehaddock
Suspected GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT.
founder of the 'Royal Discordian Opposition to the
Cursed Number after Nine and Before Seven'
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

You're hung like a trout and yer wife deserves better. Let ME gently bang
her so she'll have a better standard for comparison. All hail BELEDI MA!
Watch this fine hot gal do a belly-dance to "Adnan's" from Orbital's "In
Sides" and you'll be able to stand living in PinkWorld happily for at
least a fortnight. This has nothing to do with Trout's sardine-pecker, its
just on my mind lately.

Her belly dance, not his sardine-pecker.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
*Pope *Composer *Envisonary
"Whitey Is A DumbAssed Ham Hock with Hands":
A Tragedy in 12 Inbred Generations

"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first, but when you hit
back, hit back hard. Pick your time and place and nuke 'em. Do not worry
about making enemies. The right enemy will be a sign that you're growing
up and that God loves you."
- essayist Roger Rosenblatt

"I like the pig, from the rootie to the tootie!"
- Don King

"What about the soul?"
"So play some Gladys Knight when I die."
- "Becker"

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks and the black folks hate the
white folks, all of your folks hate all of my folks, its American as apple
pie! But during National Brotherhood Week, National Brotherhood Week, Lena
Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek-to-cheek, its fun to eulogize
the people you despise, you can tolerate them if you try!
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 4, 2001 10:25 AM
Message-ID: <_1zo6.153$gc4.76845@news.pacbell.net>

> Hey, Trout, just out of curiosity, when your mommy and daddy were
> dropping you on your head when you were a baby, did they say 'boing
> boing boing' while you were bouncing, or did they just maintain a
> dignified silence?

Dad said "Boing, boing, boing," and Mom maintained a dignified silence.
She always was the classier of the two.

> He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a
> monster. And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also
> into you.
> - Friedrich Nietzsche

The scary part is when the abyss winks.

T.
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>

> "In Sides" and you'll be able to stand living in PinkWorld happily for
> at least a fortnight. This has nothing to do with Trout's
> sardine-pecker, its just on my mind lately.

> Her belly dance, not his sardine-pecker.

Beledi says "Hi," and also asked me to tell you that "He's not hung like a
trout, he's hung with a trout." Make of that image what you will!!!

Also, did you know that there's a fish called the "Slippery Dick?"

T.
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Subject: Re: Bore 'dem
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

Dude, this isn't going to work if you don't get all pissed off and
stuff.

You're supposed to go:

"What would be even more fun would be sticking my cock up your ass,
you pompous fucking asshole.

Counting the days till you die and rot,";

for instance. Then I call you a nazi then you threaten to rape my
sister then I say "well I'll bet your ISP will be interested in that
PERSONAL THREAT" and then you start making up stuff about me and so
on.

If you're not even going to learn the rules then this isn't going to
work.

>> He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a
>> monster. And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also
>> into you.
>> - Friedrich Nietzsche
>
>The scary part is when the abyss winks.
>

If you buy the abyss a nice dinner and some chianti you might get a
decent blow-job out of the abyss.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Brain Death For Bonzo," in radiant Alz-o-Vision!!!
- Hellpope Huey

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