A Call to Arms! For "Bobbery"!

From: "Michael W Crichton" <mwcrichton@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, May 24, 2001 10:20 PM
Message-ID: <HjjP6.29362$Ji.611823@news1.rdc1.il.home.com>

Recently, in his advice column, the UnSaved SubGenius Dan Savage asked his
unwashed slobbering whorish readers to send him suggestions for a new
monosyllabic euphemism, one referring to the act of female-to-male strapon
dildo buggery. This week, he unveiled some of those suggestions. Amongst
them:

"I have an idea: BOB. This is in reference to the popularity of the Bend
Over Boyfriend videos, which demonstrate both the pleasures and techniques
involved in this act. Different tenses of this word also work well: "Cathy
bobbed me last night." "So, are you into bobbing?"
Bob's Your Uncle

Bob is good. I like bob. But I was concerned that people named Bob might
have a problem with it, so I called my friend Bob, a married man with three
kids. Did he think Bobs would have a problem with bob becoming a commonly
accepted term for woman-on-man ass-banging? "I don't think so," said Bob. "I
imagine that many Bobs would be thrilled that our banal name would be
associated with something so racy." No negative repercussions, then? "We
might see a slight resurgence in the use of the name 'Rob,' despite its
obvious negative connotations, but in my personal opinion, it's unlikely to
even be noticed by the majority of Bobs."

So, here's where we're at, folks. Out of the hundreds of proposed names for
woman-on-man ass-banging, we've got two good options: bob and punt. While I
would normally choose one myself and order my readers to use it, in this
case I find myself torn. So, let's vote: For punt, send an e-mail to
punt@savagelove.net. For bob, send an e-mail to bob@savagelove.net. And,
what the hell, for peg, send an e-mail to peg@savagelove.net. In two weeks,
I'll announce the winner, and we'll have our cute new term for this
delightful sexual practice."

Friends, Romans, SubGenii: This is our chance! Email Dan and tell him, in no
uncertain terms, that we _DEMAND_ "Bob" be given his due! And may Connie bob
us, every one. Or me at least. Fuck the rest of you.

(full column found at:
http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3719/savage3719.html )

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