I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 4:14 PM
Message-ID: <se7dgi4bni7114@corp.supernews.com>
"Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote in message
news:38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com...
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>
Slack is what remains when that which is not slack is removed.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: hors concours <edix5057@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 4:58 PM
Message-ID: <8c0f4k$nf2$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <se7dgi4bni7114@corp.supernews.com>,
"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com> wrote:
>
> "Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote in message
> news:38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com...
> > I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
> >
> Slack is what remains when that which is not slack is removed.
>
>
Slack is what.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: r <rachel_e@tgforum.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 5:36 PM
Message-ID: <yMjjOPsT7LA0S+UXKW+jU2tfj=KT@4ax.com>
yours
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 5:44 PM
Message-ID: <UYPE4.566$fV5.27874@news.uswest.net>
"Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote in message
news:38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com...
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>
The opposite of noose
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Dave Zeriger <twgs@ShellYeah.Org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 4:31 PM
Message-ID: <NQOE4.13236$3g5.1143564@tw11.nn.bcandid.com>
Mary D. <marymary@webtv.com> wrote:
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
yes.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Bodhisatva Troutwaxer <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: tungtung@pacbell.net
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 8:47 PM
Message-ID: <38E3F59E.2720@pacbell.net>
Mary D. wrote:
>
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
Slack is a bowl of chocolate ice cream after a good cry.
Slack is being wet and sticky with some else's sweat.
Slack is making money doing your favorite thing in the whole world.
Slack is a really good porno movie.
Slack is a really bad porno movie.
Slack is a warm puppy.
Slack is listening to your children breathing deeply as they lie in
their beds asleep after a long day.
Slack is three green lights in a row.
Slack is beating the person with the loaded cart into the short checkout
line.
Slack is that special something you were born with that the conspiracy
took away.
Slack is mixing stripes and plaids.
Slack is making those who oppose you wade knee deep in the blood of
their own children.
Slack comes from having a special, spiritual, sexual relationship with
the Saint of Sales himself, JR "Bob" Dobbs.
To learn more about slack, go here:
http:\\www.subgenius.com
or here:
http:\\home.pacbell.net\tungtung\troutwax.html
or here:
http://www.vhemt.org/
Praise "Bob" and Hail "Connie!!"
T.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 9:34 PM
Message-ID: <se805bosni742@corp.supernews.com>
tungtung@pacbell.net (Bodhisatva Troutwaxer) posted to alt.slack on
Fri, 31 Mar 2000 00:47:26 GMT with <38E3F59E.2720@pacbell.net>
>To learn more about slack, go here:
>
>http:\\www.subgenius.com
>
>or here:
>
>http:\\home.pacbell.net\tungtung\troutwax.html
>
>or here:
>
>http://www.vhemt.org/
or better yet altogether, try these:
http://www.goats.com/
http://www.motorola.com/networking/products/326x_v32bis_-
_dial_lease_modems/index.html
http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/%7Edemon/issues/apr_26_1999/blowfish/blowfish.html
http://www.hecklerkoch-usa.com/
http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~aa571/daefaq.htm
http://www.olywa.net/ryanleisinger/fire99.htm
http://web.mit.edu/network/prz_statement.html
http://www.babyland2000.com/index.html
http://www.meco.org/
http://airports.co.sacramento.ca.us/smf/
http://www.buschurracing.com/products/handling/handling.htm
http://www.fcc.gov/oet/fccid/
http://www.koutech.com/
http://home.earthlink.net/~jlav/my-head.jpg
http://www.mindspring.com/~toxiccow/9_subgenius.htm
http://pubpages.unh.edu/~cbsiren/myth.html
http://www.zipworld.com.au/~cps/
http://www.dropbear.trav.net/
if it was easy, it wouldn't be any fun at all.
--
"stop talking to yourself.
you don't like you any better
than anyone else who knows you."
-ICEKNIFE
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "XwomX" <xwomx@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 10:13 PM
Message-ID: <hRTE4.24062$a27.329616@news1.rdc1.mb.home.com>
Slack is that long wiggly thing at the back of your throat...
"Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote in message
news:38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com...
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "leerroy@sphitz.com" <leeroy@sphitz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: wwww@wwww.www
Date:
Message-ID: <8c1219$ioi$1@slb6.atl.mindspring.net>
On 30-Mar-2000, "Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote:
> WHAT IS SLACK?
SLACK am the SLACK am!
"Another fatuous quote inserted here."
-Dr. Madeup Churchname
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 11:24 PM
Message-ID: <38E41A8B.267E@subgenius.com>
Mary D. wrote:
>
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
You have fallen from the roof of a tall building, as your body plummets
towards Earth, and your heart fills with terror at your impending death,
you find a ten-dollar bill in your pants pocket that you'd forgotten you
had.
THAT IS SLACK.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Steve Broe <tempest6@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Mar 30, 2000 11:56 PM
Message-ID: <38E41F94.AC4BDD1C@home.com>
Arfully said. Gimme slack!
Legume wrote:
>
> Mary D. wrote:
> >
> > I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>
> You have fallen from the roof of a tall building, as your body plummets
> towards Earth, and your heart fills with terror at your impending death,
> you find a ten-dollar bill in your pants pocket that you'd forgotten you
> had.
>
> THAT IS SLACK.
>
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Reverend Slackananda <therev@greatjuggle.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 31, 2000 4:30 AM
Message-ID: <38E45F20.50DE0623@greatjuggle.com>
> > I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
> >
> The opposite of noose
This is a brilliant definition. Subtle yet profound, full of depth, yet
concise. Truly a wonder of verbal clarity.
Reverend Slackananda
http://www.greatjuggle.com
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: bubbleghost <bubbleghost@hushhushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 31, 2000 5:10 PM
Message-ID: <8v4aesscd5p47greqg8s39vu2d8v5u1k18@4ax.com>
On Thu, 30 Mar 2000 14:19:24 -0500, "Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com>
wrote:
>I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
slack is finding a fat juicy bud of 'frop that you had forgotten...
o yeh
PRABOB!
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "Preacher Mike" <Biscuit_Joiner@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 31, 2000 7:57 PM
Message-ID: <9XaF4.2825$ZE4.52444@ord-read.news.verio.net>
hors concours wrote in message <8c0f4k$nf2$1@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>In article <se7dgi4bni7114@corp.supernews.com>,
>"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com> wrote:
>>
>> "Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote in message
>> news:38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com...
>> > I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>> >
>> Slack is what remains when that which is not slack is removed.
>>
>>
>Slack is what.
>
>
I guess it's, like, The Anti-Noose or something.
-PM
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Mar 31, 2000 10:15 PM
Message-ID: <_0dF4.2655$ax.91386@news.uswest.net>
"Reverend Slackananda" <therev@greatjuggle.com> wrote in message
news:38E45F20.50DE0623@greatjuggle.com...
> > > I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
> > >
> > The opposite of noose
>
> This is a brilliant definition. Subtle yet profound, full of depth, yet
> concise. Truly a wonder of verbal clarity.
^^^^^^ ^^^^^
> Reverend Slackananda
> http://www.greatjuggle.com
That's a solid compliment coming from someone who's made such an elegant,
uncluttered site.
PS: Many regard the common necktie as a kind of symbolic noose.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sat, Apr 1, 2000 3:48 AM
Message-ID: <lcabes4hmbc5nam6qdebsll6e17i7qs3rn@4ax.com>
On Thu, 30 Mar 2000 14:19:24 -0500, "Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote,
in alt.slack:
}I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
Everyone has their own answer at any given time, and it changes with time.
Now ask again.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: tarla@xtra.co.nz
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 1, 2000 2:50 PM
Message-ID: <38e644c8.219902404@news.xtra.co.nz>
On Thu, 30 Mar 2000 22:24:59 -0500, Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>Mary D. wrote:
>>
>> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
>
>You have fallen from the roof of a tall building, as your body plummets
>towards Earth, and your heart fills with terror at your impending death,
>you find a ten-dollar bill in your pants pocket that you'd forgotten you
>had.
>
>THAT IS SLACK.
>
THIS is the correct answer, Ladies and Gentles. From this example, let
all other definitions be made.
Slack is finding diamonds in a goats ass.
*****
"For me eroticism must be ugly, the aesthetic always divine,
and death beautiful." - S. Dali
*****
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 1, 2000 9:58 PM
Message-ID: <8c69fo$h92$4@thingy.apana.org.au>
On Thu, 30 Mar 2000 14:19:24 -0500, Mary D. <marymary@webtv.com> wrote:
:I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
It's the stuff you didn't have when you were on alt.gothic a few days ago.
--
http://xenu.netizen.com.au/ http://www.caube.org.au/
"The fellow behind me kept playing nasty music on his laptop during the
latter portion of the trip, and I wanted to shove the damn thing so far
up his ass that his oculars would glow with TFT." (benton)
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 1, 2000 10:48 PM
Message-ID: <sedd7ej8955@corp.supernews.com>
fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 02
Apr 2000 01:58:16 GMT with <8c69fo$h92$4@thingy.apana.org.au>
>It's the stuff you didn't have when you were on alt.gothic a few
>days ago.
stalker.
you keep doing that, you'll go blind, they say, you know?
--
"oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang,
oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang oh yah!
oo ee oo ah ah B I N G O, oo ee oo ah ah E I E I O" Clutch
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: "Rev. Knezek" <achoo!@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 1:06 AM
Message-ID: <38E6D54F.D5FDA02E@yahoo.com>
tarla@xtra.co.nz wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Mar 2000 22:24:59 -0500, Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Mary D. wrote:
> >>
> >> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
> >
> >You have fallen from the roof of a tall building, as your body plummets
> >towards Earth, and your heart fills with terror at your impending death,
> >you find a ten-dollar bill in your pants pocket that you'd forgotten you
> >had.
> >
> >THAT IS SLACK.
> >
>
> THIS is the correct answer, Ladies and Gentles. From this example, let
> all other definitions be made.
>
> Slack is finding diamonds in a goats ass.
Have you looked in many? Is this a source of untold wealth heretofore
unknown to me? I'll be the first to snap on the rubber gloves if we're
talking high quality rocks here!
--
-Rev. Knezek
"We must dance like crazed weasels atop the furniture of life!"
-some guy from "Alaska Men" magazine
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: cmiller@trellis.net (Almerich)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: cmiller@trellis.net
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 12:43 AM
Message-ID: <00000301234814.OUI65.cmiller@trellis.net>
On April 02 2000, kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob) wrote:
> you keep doing that, you'll go blind, they say, you know?
Do like I did: Just do it until you need glasses, then quit.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: cuthulu <cuthulu@cuthulu.shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.gothic,alt.freaks
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 2:11 AM
Message-ID: <m3og7t9gmm.fsf@cuthulu.shreve.net>
fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) writes:
> It's the stuff you didn't have when you were on alt.gothic a few days ago.
"I'm a goth cop ... I carry a dark velvet badge."
:)
--
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 10:35 PM
Message-ID: <8c900m$lvc$2@thingy.apana.org.au>
On Sun, 02 Apr 2000 02:48:14 GMT, kevbob <kevbob@ecsis.net> wrote:
:fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) posted to alt.slack on Sun, 02
:Apr 2000 01:58:16 GMT with <8c69fo$h92$4@thingy.apana.org.au>
:>It's the stuff you didn't have when you were on alt.gothic a few
:>days ago.
:stalker.
No, no! She keeps following me! She'll be on aus.culture.gothic next ...
:you keep doing that, you'll go blind, they say, you know?
Can I get over my OT-III relapse first?
--
http://xenu.netizen.com.au/ http://www.caube.org.au/
"The fellow behind me kept playing nasty music on his laptop during the
latter portion of the trip, and I wanted to shove the damn thing so far
up his ass that his oculars would glow with TFT." (benton)
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: kervina@hotmail.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 7:43 AM
Message-ID: <8ca04h$msh$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <38E3A8BB.64F2E577@webtv.com>,
"Mary D." <marymary@webtv.com> wrote:
> I FOUND THIS NEWS GROOUP AND IT SAYS SLACK? WHAT IS SLACK?
Stuff collected in "Chez Geek"
Don't Kill Me.
Eric
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: WHAT IS SLACK
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 6:28 PM
Message-ID: <sei6nicjeop73@corp.supernews.com>
fun@thingy.apana.org.au (David Gerard) posted to alt.slack on Mon, 03
Apr 2000 02:35:02 GMT with <8c900m$lvc$2@thingy.apana.org.au>
>:you keep doing that, you'll go blind, they say, you know?
>
>
>Can I get over my OT-III relapse first?
there's a thrid version of open transport?
wow, it had been awhile.
--
"oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang,
oo ee oo ah ah twingtwang wallawalla bingbang oh yah!
oo ee oo ah ah B I N G O, oo ee oo ah ah E I E I O" Clutch
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