"diggity" <diggity@w13rdo.com> wrote:
>I want to worship BOB! I want to pay my due's!!!!! I want to be let in on
>the sub level!! I want to Understand SLACK!
>
>Help me!
>
>Save my sole!
>
>I need guidance..... please advise...
>
Well, my friendly little troll.. it all depends on what you are
looking for. You might be interested in lots of cool "BoB" t-shirts
'n stuff and some real funny pamphlets + and maybe go to "Devivals"
(rad, like music and ranting and NEKKIDNESS and ,well, other kool
stuff). And you can BE a SubGenius Minister for just 30$ - you choose
your own ChurchName on the OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE - totally rad.
"ARCHBISHOP LOCUST" you might style yerslf -for example only - it
could be ANYTHING YOU LIKE.. AS your "OFFICIAL CHURCH NAME" where you
could hang out on the net, and be with fellow SubG buddies and talk
about "Bob" - 'lot of cool "Bob" bands out there - and maybe go to
Devivals and buy some cool "Bob" stuff.. Totally rad!
Then you send your money to Dallas!
Hey but maybe you're not into that - maybe you're a competitive type
who wants to work (very hard) to slowly optimize the natural mutant
special abilities with which each true SubGenius is inherently gifted
- perhaps even attain to the higher, difficult and arcane skills
possessed only by the adept. Aaaaaah so difficult to attain!
Aaaaaaahhhhh ... so long to master
For that you will have to lurk on alt.slack for a few weeks or
months, and in due course the procedures will be made known to you.
Grantland
Original file name: Re- BOB!
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