Subject: Attn: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 9, 2000 3:50 AM
Message-ID: <38F03631.1E17@subgenius.com>

I hope you have a lot of money, because I am going to sue you for
slander and defamation of character for every dime you have got...If
what I say is not lies now, how do I know such detail about the
Arpanet dude? I can tell you this...I had the top-secret code to
destroy the world, and my best friends couldn't even tell me about
it...I know what you will say to that, as you call EVERYONE who writes
on here crazy...OR isn't that the truth??? You know fucking well it
is! I think you are the lowest scum on the earth, and I hope you die
in terrible pain and suffering, when they get to you...Assholes like
you shouldn't be allowed to be hatched! You are nothing but a pain in
the neck for the decent ones who try to make sense out of things...I
am not necessarily talking about just the ufo people, but you are
known to call anyone who has a different opinion than yours crazy...I
think people that live off the money of others through nonsense are in
the wrong myself, but I sure don't go calling them lunatics...I call a
spade a spade, and thats it! When clones come calling at YOUR door,
LET THEM IN, BOZO!
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Subject: Attn: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 10, 2000 3:08 PM
Message-ID: <38F226C3.233D@subgenius.com>

I have spent time in CIA-run mental hospitals, that is true. I was
forced ILLEGALLY into them also! The times that I did put my foot down
and demand to be released, I was. I am sure if you had the code that
could have let the Russians wipe us out, and had every secret agent in
the world following every move YOU made, and your own friends couldn't
tell you what it was about, YOU would have been in the loony bin a HELL
of a lot faster than I was. I was also being followed by the "dudes",
and I could prove it in court. But I didn't want the publicity, I only
wanted to try to save my species. If you think that is wrong, you are
not only a craven little coward, but a traitor to boot! Personally, I
think you suck! I think you are one of the biggest assholes I ever met
on here. Even the postman isn't as big a bed-wetter as you are!
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Subject: Re: Attn: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 10, 2000 4:24 PM
Message-ID: <sternodox-1004001524570001@pm11ppp67.aristotle.net>

In article <38F226C3.233D@subgenius.com>, zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:

> I have spent time in CIA-run mental hospitals, that is true. I was
> forced ILLEGALLY into them also! The times that I did put my foot down
> and demand to be released, I was. I am sure if you had the code that
> could have let the Russians wipe us out, and had every secret agent in
> the world following every move YOU made, and your own friends couldn't
> tell you what it was about, YOU would have been in the loony bin a HELL
> of a lot faster than I was. I was also being followed by the "dudes",
> and I could prove it in court. But I didn't want the publicity, I only
> wanted to try to save my species. If you think that is wrong, you are
> not only a craven little coward, but a traitor to boot! Personally, I
> think you suck! I think you are one of the biggest assholes I ever met
> on here. Even the postman isn't as big a bed-wetter as you are!

Bea Arthur has a WONDERFUL recipe for cashew-apple salad. I could post it
if you'd like.

- Sterno

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M'muh!
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Subject: Re: ATTN: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 11, 2000 9:06 AM
Message-ID: <sternodox-1104000806470001@pm10ppp41.aristotle.net>

In article <38F2C94F.79E1@subgenius.com>, zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:

> SO, FLUNKY! I am delusional, am I??!! I hope you have a way to prove
> that, but you don't, so that takes care of that! Are you a trained
> psychiatrist?? I don't think so!! Stop diagnosing people then, and
> pretending to be one, telling everyone to "get back on their meds"...I
> am taking the shit I am taking because I have to, not because I want
> to...WHY I have to is my own damn business! Not YOURS!! Why don't you
> just shut your frigging mouth and stop arguing with people who clearly
> have a higher IQ than you...

Don't you think Don Knotts was AWESOME in "The Reluctant Astronaut?"

--
M'muh!
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Subject: Re: ATTN: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 11, 2000 9:07 AM
Message-ID: <sternodox-1104000807300001@pm10ppp41.aristotle.net>

In article <38F2C9DE.1663@subgenius.com>, zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:

> I bet you wouldn't be talking so loud if you saw my scores on the
> aptitude tests for the tech school here. I always miss a FEW
> punctuation marks, but I always score the highest you can get on it.
> They also told me, as a matter of fact, that my written skills were so
> high that I would be better off being a writer or an editor than a
> computer programmer or computer technician. That is pretty neat, eh? I
> also took a test at the other tiny school here, and only missed 5 or 6
> questions out of 100 or something like that. The girl who gave me the
> test wondered why I couldn't get through my BS at FSU in computer
> science. I didn't tell her that I had so much going against me from the
> fucking CIA, that it was a wonder I was even still alive. I didn't also
> tell her about the CIA many attempts on my life, which failed
> miserably. I may lack some skill in sentence structure, but I can
> assure you, I could beat you at it any day! I don't know if I am going
> to write a book, as it would lead to a certain revolution and my privacy
> being lost forever. I know how hard regular book writing is, so I guess
> I will stick to learning C, C++, UNIX, COBOL, and everything else on my
> pay site. Not that I don't know a hell of a lot of languages already. I
> have been told that with my experience with the education I have had, I
> could get a high-paying computer job easily, but I LOVE learning so
> much, that I will get it ALL under my belt, and then command any job I
> like. I am getting older now, so it might be hard for me actually to
> get a job at all if I don't know it all pretty damn good. The Internet
> is unreal now compared to the Arpanet! I will have every single
> learning thing available to me for around a hundred bucks for a whole
> YEAR of learning! I almost wish I had never seen a Plato terminal now,
> and had stayed on the Arpanet, or gone to school and gotten a job so
> long ago. I did have a good time while it lasted though! Being the
> first person to solve the endgame of Zork, and shooting everyone at CERL
> out of the sky and making #1 on the CERL top twenty list!BOY, them were
> the days!

What's your fave "Narnia" book? I like 'em all!

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M'muh!
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Subject: Re: Attn: STERNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: zPRONO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 11, 2000 4:32 PM
Message-ID: <38F38BDB.5872@subgenius.com>

Stu716 wrote:
>
> shouldn't you be posting this to another newsgroup? I can think of
> several.....

It WAS posted to another newsgroup. I thought it was so funny I copied
it and posted it here. If you want to do the same go ahead.

What's your last name, PID?

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