I got some great Christian mail today -- it was primarily offering
a FREE cross, and repeatedly said to NOT SEND ANY MONEY.
Of course, there was also the *fine print*...
THIS MINISTRY SELLS NOTHING. IT IS SUPPORTED BY YOUR FREE-WILL
OFFERINGS. FURTHER, NEITHER THIS MINISTRY'S PRAYERS NOR MIRACLES
CAN BE BOUGHT. THIS MINISTRY'S PRAYERS ARE FREE OF CHARGE, AND
MIRACLES ARE CONTINGENT UPON THE WILL OF GOD. YOUR OFFERINGS ARE
A FORM OF WORSHIPPING GOD OCCORDING TO SCRIPTURES SUCH AS
DEUTERONOMY 12:6,11; MALACHI 3:10; ROMANS 12:8; II CORINTHIANS 9:7
ALL PRINTED TESTIMONIALS HAVE BEEN REPRODUCED AS REPORTED WITH
EDITING BEING LIMITED TO CONSTRUCTION, GRAMMAR, AND UPDATING.
THIS MINISTRY ASSUMES NO LEGAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE VERACITY OR
PERMANENCY OF REPORTED MIRACLES, HEALINGS, OR OTHER HAPPENINGS.
ALL SUPERNATURAL EVENTS AND BLESSINGS ARE CONTINGENT UPON SPIRITUAL
CONDITION RELATIVE TO THE INDIVIDUAL, AND ANY OTHER DEVIATION FROM
THE INTENDED DIVINE PLAN COULD RESULT IN MENTAL, PHYSICAL, AND/OR
SPIRITUAL SET-BACK.
What about miracles while operating heavy machinery?
Jim Cser -- "The Duke of Uke"
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