Help i am a bobbie. I don't create anything of value, I just pick from
choices and watch teevee like Lao Tzu. Somebody please kick me in the ass
with a red-hot STOMPER, BASH ME, c'mon, make me HURT! I'm too WUSSY! SO
FUCKIN' KILL ME!! I don't have enough SUFFERING to get OFF MY ASS!! If you
want to see some decent rants outta me again world, GET THE HELL OVER MY
HOUSE AND OPPRESS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!! I'll kick your ass, or DIE TRYING
if you just STOMP ON MY FACE hard enough for enough times, but think of
the YIELD! Yeah nobody has enough Slack so fuckin STOMP ON THEIR BALLS!!
Hell, STOMP ON *MY* BALLS!! It's down to THIS, boys 'n' girls, you gonna
MWOWM OR GO GIT MY SAW? VRRRRRNNNNN!!! YEEAAHH! Get out a BURNING CHAINSAW
and CHOP MY FACE *DOWN*!! Fuckin' rip a hole in the window and let the
BRAINZ come in! OH YES, SUMMON CTHULHU AND ALL DEMONS ON CRACK IN MY
LIVING ROOM, without my permission, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION!! Inject a
fuckin' EYEBALL IN MY SKULL AND RIP SNORT i was gonna... See. I told ya.
So GET GOING!!! I DARE YOU! I'm sure ONE of you lives in Boston, is over 6
feet tall and would *loove* to BASH some skinny whiney retarded geek with
no DICK SO COME THE HELL OVER AND RAPE MY WHOLE LIFE!! I hereby release
all legal culpability to any and all persons who wish to... do... a bad
thing to uh... me. Kick my ass. I dare ya, you fuckin' freak bastards. I
don't exist. I serve no purpose, nor do I have the guts to find one so
please bury me in a shallow grave and FUCKIN' TRY YOU NIGGER VAGINA-FACED
HOOLIGANS! Just fuckin' try. I'll kill you all and roast you like the meat
chunks you are. Yeah, I can tell you are all making fun of my anus
deformities. What the hell is so FUNNY about it? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?? WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU JUST DO IT? HAVEN'T YOU ANY FEELINGS?
You think it's EASY having a tender asshole which comes alive and rumbles
around in your pants all the time? I can't believe I told you guys that.
My bottom problems are none of your DAMN BUSINESS, and I only wish their
wererwerwerwerwerwewrewrerwerwrwerwerwewrewre some huns to chase me around
and make my finggers come back alive so I could
uh... amen
-qpm
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