In article <3ohj84$r31@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,
twikewabit@aol.com (TwikEwabit) writes:
>you think that sucks? how about suburban Long Island? this place really
>sucks !
>the biggest thing to do around here is get wasted. Thats all people do.
You think suburban Long Island sucks? Try the San Fernando Valley in
CA! Or New Jersey! You don't know the MEANING of SUCK until you've
lived in the fucking VALLEY for 18 YEARS!!!
--Rev.Moamosan
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From: hanson@cs.uiowa.edu (Rolf Hanson)
what the hell are you people complaining about... i take it you have never
been to GRAND FORKS NORTH DAKOTA, or IOWA CITY, or any of the "first ring"
suburbs of MINNEAPOLIS. 15 FUCKING YEARS IN A GODDAMMN POOP TOWN ON THE
NORTH DAKOTA/MN/CANUDA BORDER IS EQUAL TO 11 LIFE-SENTENCES ANYWHERE IN CA!!!
WHY THE FUCK AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS?? i'm drinking tea
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From: jeff@arh0027.urh.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey D. Rients)
Newsgroups: alt.life.sucks,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Life sucks big time!
chani1@ix.netcom.com (sandra peterson) writes:
>hey reverend, washington, d.c. rates a high suckiness quotient too.
>they're broke, homeless, violent, corrupt, drug- and crime-ridden. and
>that's just the city government. d.c. is the very DEFINITION of suck.
>glad i had the good sense to get out. if you don't like the valley,
>then leave! what's your problem-making too much money? god that
>sucks. i take it all back.
Aii! Aii! Brothers and sisters, don't fall into the trap of thinking
one thing sucks and another thing does not! EVERYTHING SUCKS!
Can you hear me! I said EVERYTHING, that's right, EVERYTHING SUCKSSSSSSSSSS!!
Anybody who tells you that stuff doesn't suck is a damned liar trying to
bring you down with psychological games of one-upmanship and one-downmanship.
Jeff
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From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Wrong, people who try to tell you something sucks WORSE than something
else is playing one-thingmanship with you.
The fact is NOTHING sucks but peoples' opinions. The claim that something
sucks is nothing more than externalized blame for failing to improve your
own situation. If you think everything sucks, it's because you believe the
same claim from the same helpless dupes to be found everywhere, rather
than the Power Yeti who 'grab reality by the throat and make it do what
THEY want.' Some people don't have the gonadal substructure to say more
truthfully that they don't like it, but instead blame the thing itself.
This way they don't have to be wrong -- it's safer.
I really dislike New York. But Rev. Nickie thrives there. I really like
surfing in the rip tides at the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay, and Rev.
Nickie might see that as stupidly dangerous. Neither New York nor rip
tides suck. (Well, rip tides kind of do, but that's the currents.)
If you think something really sucks, stick your little reproductive party
favor in it. If it does suck, you'll REALLY LIKE IT. Some little pinky
with an ego he bought in a box marked IBM tried to tell me Macs suck. I
tried it. Stuck my porker in one and NOTHING HAPPENED. Damn shame too -- I
had to smash it flat to fit it in the disk slot on the front.
Go ahead and claim stuff summarily sucks. We know what you really mean is
"I CAN'T RECOGNIZE BULLDADA WHEN IT'S SHOVED IN MY FACE."
* 2qwk! 1.26b3 * Honest, officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got here.
--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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