Who do I bribe?

From: null@void (KRONOS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 28, 2001 11:50 PM
Message-ID: <Xns90AFF28DCF52Cnullvoidcom@207.126.101.100>

Who's the best person to grease to get things done in this outfit?
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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 29, 2001 2:34 AM

what size is the outfit?

"push the tempo..." - fatboy slim
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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: null@void (KRONOS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack

One size fits all
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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, May 29, 2001 9:12 AM
Message-ID: <3B13A053.5E81@succeeds.com>

KRONOS wrote:
>
> Who's the best person to grease to get things
> done in this outfit?

1) If it's *you* you want done, try an Ivangelical.

2) If it's someone else you want done, a Holocaustal.

3) I don't do *things*, but I'm sure there's someone
here who will. Photos will prolly be extra.

4) Please specify type grease: water soluble or non-,
10W40, high temperature viscosity, etc.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."

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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: lyonderboy@hotmail.com (Lupus Yonderboy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 29, 2001 3:49 PM
Message-ID: <26a3a89e.0105291149.2d4e1643@posting.google.com>

Send the money over this way. I'll do whatever the fuck you want
done.

Don't believe me? Take the money from your pocket and put it into an
envelope. You should instantly experience what I call a "Lightening
Of the Pockets." When you're solid on this phenomenon, and you
realize I'm not full of shit, it will become clear. Giving the money
to ME is the only way.

Grease is optional.

-LY
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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 29, 2001 4:21 PM
Message-ID: <3b1404ac.45595641@news.mindspring.com>

null@void (KRONOS) hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, null@void (KRONOS) laughed madly, then wrote:

>Who's the best person to grease to get things done in this outfit?

Oh just get a bucket of grease and start rubbing it on people.
Something's bound to happen.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

after a few drinks, when you feel all saturnine, your mind brings up
strange thoughts
- Rienk Doetjes

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
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Subject: Re: Who do I bribe?
From: phony@BVD.com (Beeferroneous)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: there's no ladder in MY fridge
Date: Tue, May 29, 2001 5:44 PM
Message-ID: <3b14178f.25344483@news.mindspring.com>

joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:

>null@void (KRONOS) hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, null@void (KRONOS) laughed madly, then wrote:
>
>>Who's the best person to grease to get things done in this outfit?
>
>Oh just get a bucket of grease and start rubbing it on people.
>Something's bound to happen.

yeah, but he/she/it wants results, power, a high-powered lawn tractor.
Not for you to fall in love with him/her/it.

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