THEOLOGICAL Question

From: spam@spam (KRONOS)

How does one know when one has achieved Dobbs Consciousness?
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From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com

The simple fact that you're actually THINKING about it means you wasted
your money, babboon lobes. Christ, I didn't know I could BE so disgusted
and still live. Calgon, take me AWAY!

HellPope Huey.,
The H.P. Lovecraft of Humorists

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

When you're so mad you find yourself peeing on the graves
of people you don't even know.

And then trying desperately to explain to a police officer
how you have been sick and were hallucinating that the
graveyard was a public restroom.

And he believes you. But then he arrests you anyway for
wearing an obscene t-shirt.

But then he gets a "rape in progress" call on his radio,
so he handcuffs you to a tree and takes off.

And then some hardcore gay guy who lives to bugger sees
you, and pulls down your pants.

Right then, the tree is struck by lightning, and is
destroyed while electrocuting the guy whose dick is in
your ass, but not you.

But the lightning also scares the animals in the nearby
zoo, who break loose and flood into the cemetery, almost
trampling you.

To save yourself, you jump on the back of a zebra and
gallop away for dear life.

Then the alien spacecraft destroy everything behind you
as the burning giant vampire bats drop from the sky
like foul smelling burning dead giant vampire bats,
caused by the volcano which has just erupted, both
freeing them from their underground cavern and
instantly incinerating them.

Or something.

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