SubGenius ceremonies

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 10:11 PM
Message-ID: <stang-22E93C.22110318062001@enews.newsguy.com>

In article <kPwX6.4403$VQ4.685373@news010.worldonline.dk>,
"Mikkel de Winther" <mikkel-w@SPAMBLOCKworldonline.dk>
wrote:

> Is there such a thing as a SubGenius wedding ceremony? Or a
> burial one?
>

In most cases we just combine the two.

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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:35 AM
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Mikkel de Winther wrote:

> Is there such a thing as a SubGenius wedding ceremony? Or a burial one?
>

Couldn't tell ya about the SubG wedding ceremony, but the burial wedding
ceremony sounds interesting.

Paul E. Jamison, Esq.

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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: t3dy@aol.command (sned the bold)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 10:49 PM
Message-ID: <20010618224958.02918.00002436@ng-cf1.aol.com>

>
>Is there such a thing as a SubGenius wedding ceremony? Or a burial one?

just as we have shordurpersavs, there are short duration weddings as well. some
only last long enough for the marraige to be consummated in front of the
guests, or so i hear

-Sned The Bold
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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:35 AM
Message-ID: <3B2ED699.6F66@succeeds.com>

I don't know if we've ever been able to hold onto a body
long enough to have a burial. Sucker usually turns up
missing, or disappears a piece at a time. Don't suppose
it matters, though, except saving somebody the trouble
of digging a shallow, unmarked grave off the road a ways.

The 'Tumbleweeds' character, "Claude Clay", the undertaker,
put it best:

Ashes to ashes,
And dust to dust, son,
Get where yer goin'
With internal combustion.

(To advertise a 'special' on creamations.)

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 12:52 AM
Message-ID: <3B2EDA8F.87710BA@sheayright.com>

sned the bold wrote:
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> >Is there such a thing as a SubGenius wedding ceremony? Or a burial one?
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> just as we have shordurpersavs, there are short duration weddings as well.

Short duration burials too?

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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: twobeans@excite.com (Two Beans)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 1:23 AM
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t3dy@aol.command (sned the bold) wrote in message news:<20010618224958.02918.00002436@ng-cf1.aol.com>...
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>
> just as we have shordurpersavs, there are short duration weddings as well.

What's really fun are the Short Duration Funerals, or "SurDurFuns
(tm)".

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Subject: Re: SubGenius ceremonies
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 3:16 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-1906010116570001@208-135-242-134.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <stang-22E93C.22110318062001@enews.newsguy.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

> In article <kPwX6.4403$VQ4.685373@news010.worldonline.dk>,
> "Mikkel de Winther" <mikkel-w@SPAMBLOCKworldonline.dk>
> wrote:
>
> > Is there such a thing as a SubGenius wedding ceremony? Or a
> > burial one?
> > >
> In most cases we just combine the two.

Well, I just ran screaming from the former. Can we just do the second?
What's Brushwood's rule on it? Anybody got a piano crate? I'd require at
least a 6'3" Baldwin baby grand sized one. I'm ready. I know, bury the
crate but leave the top open. Fill it with water. I'll do a cannonball
into it and then you can just nail the top down. Whaddaya say? Ah, fuck
the lot o' ya.

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and "Bob" is sitting on the handle,
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Original file name: SubGenius Burial ceremonies - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34