One Cell At A Time

From: Boddhisatva Troutwaxer <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jun 20, 2001 12:46 AM
Message-ID: <3B302A9C.DA4D4DE9@pacbell.net>

My brains are leaking out my dick one cell at a time. Every once in
awhile I touch my dick and its a little sweaty and nasty, and I'm a
little stupider. My penis is pointing toward Brushwood most of the time
these days... Dobbs is calling us.

The saucers are cumming!!!

T.
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Subject: Re: One Cell At A Time
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jun 20, 2001 2:51 AM
Message-ID: <MPG.1599e7ba39ee9774989713@pita.alt.net>

have you tried yanking your brain out to see if it'll wriggle around like
a sperm?

"push the tempo..." - fatboy slim
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Subject: Re: One Cell At A Time
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 21, 2001 12:31 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-2006012231450001@208-135-242-186.dial-up.ipa.net>

YANK it out! NO! It gets out by itself often enough! I have to chase it
around and whack it with a stick to stun it long enough to cram it back
in. Kinda like in "The Thing." The jacks are becoming worn, my connections
are sputtering, I'm scared. When the last fuse blows, I'm going to eat
bill peeyalmer's brain and do my own planarian worm experiment. I'll
either be king o' the worlds in a week or someone will have to shoot me
off the Eiffel Tower with a Sidewinder. Hello.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
...and that's when the C.H.U.D.'s came at me...

"Everybody says that the eyes
are the window of the soul.
When they say it,
they mean it's how we look into someone's soul.
But the eyes are also how the soul sees out,
how it reaches out to the rest of us."
- J. Michael Straczynski, "Rising Stars"

"Don't even THINK of tickling that ganglia."
- Leela

"If there is some sort of mental health foundation
that raises money for people like you,
let me know, will you?"
- "As Good As It Gets"
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Subject: Re: One Cell At A Time
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 21, 2001 2:33 AM
Message-ID: <MPG.159b35069eb6159b989719@pita.alt.net>

In article <Hulkturds-2006012231450001@208-135-242-186.dial-up.ipa.net>,
HellPope Huey kvetched...

hey!

maybe we could stuff it with candy and make it the x-day pinata.

> The jacks are becoming worn, my connections
> are sputtering, I'm scared. When the last fuse blows, I'm going to eat
> bill peeyalmer's brain and do my own planarian worm experiment. I'll
> either be king o' the worlds in a week or someone will have to shoot me
> off the Eiffel Tower with a Sidewinder. Hello.

oh good god no!

i'll get you a coloring book instead. really.

"push the tempo..." - fatboy slim

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