Dire SubHeinous Answer Whatever

From: Fat Controller <fatcontroller@come.to>

According to my calculations, July 5th, 7am CST - you know, when those
X-ists are supposed to land - equates to July *6th*, *1am* here in New
Zealand.

Does this mean I'll get Ruptured before you guys at Brushwood?
--
Rob "Fat Controller" Cruickshank
World Misanthropy Champion
Sites: http://come.to/fatcontroller/ http://www.planetquake.com/fatty/
Real email is crescendo&at;xtra.co.nz - you can work it out.
"Babies, like thunderstorms, can be loud, wet and dump heavily." (me,
probably)

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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

You think they're going to go to New Zealand?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"So what if a piece of wood discovers it's a violin?"
-A.Rimbaud

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From: Fat Controller <fatcontroller@come.to>
> You think they're going to go to New Zealand?

Well, they've gotta come over and restart all these volcanoes SOMETIME.
--
Rob "Fat Controller" Cruickshank

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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

If you can't take care of your toys you won't have them anymore.

That's what you get when you trust good technology to FURRNERS.
--

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)

Dude, you're sitting on an active subduction zone. no matter WHERE
the X-ists land your whole country is probably gonna get hammered along
with the rest of the "ring of fire". Hell, depending on where your house
is you could end up either 50 miles underground or right on TOP of a NEW
volcano.

Lemuria will only be protected by the VAST ammounts of slack
generated there every day that will cause the incandescent ash flows to
miss certain houses as they wipe out most of the west coast.

Lets not even TALK about what's gonna happen to ICELAND. I just
hope Bjork makes it out in time...

--

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From: thefridayjones@hotmail.com (Friday Jones)

In article <3A932C94.72BE7BBD@come.to>, Fat Controller
<fatcontroller@come.to> wrote:

>According to my calculations, July 5th, 7am CST - you know, when those
>X-ists are supposed to land - equates to July *6th*, *1am* here in New
>Zealand.
>
>Does this mean I'll get Ruptured before you guys at Brushwood?

Yup, which means that you should be at the weapons control of your saucer
as America rolls over the horizon, ready to blow Brushwood to hell!

C'mon, you know you want to.


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