Deer Subgenius Guy Who Responds to Questions With Knowlegeble Responses

From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Organization: Our Lady of the Juice of the Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of the
Good the Bad and the Ugly

You know how when you've made a sandwich that has too much stuff in
it and it's made with crumbly bread and you sit down on the couch to
watch Wheel of Fortune and enjoy your overstuffed crumbly breaded sandwich
and as you're eating it it starts to fall apart so you panic and start
trying to wolf the sandwich down because you don't want it to fall on your
new slacks and your hands are cupped trying to keep the sandwich together
long enough to push it all into your mouth but then you gag because you
pushed it a little too far and there's mayo and part of a slice of tomato
running down your arms but you can't lick it off because your sandwich
will surely explode if you do?

What do they call that?

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Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm

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From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

> mmmmmmm...... wet dream?

I think its called "sex" by people who have lost their genitalia
through industrial accidents. Anyway, when *I* come its like an exploding
hero sandwich, I dunno about YOU sick fux. Eat up, me hearties! Old
One-Eye loves you all.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
*Pope *Composer *Envisonary
*Bi-polar ice cap on brain

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From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.comatose>

>
>What do they call that?

biting satire.

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From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>

}
}What do they call that?

"Mummmuh <gag> muph muhummph vummuhmuh."

You have your instructions. You know what you must do: eat the hell out of
it.

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"The information in the posting is bad, scary and will probably cause
you to climb under a rock. So what else is new." -- John Winston

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