Dear SubGenius Answer Man

From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 8:46 PM
Message-ID: <AHIf6.12748$tS.3122239@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

My dog is hell-bent on nabbing this family
of squirrels that've been hanging out in this
one tree in my backyard. She sits there all
day just settin' and waitin' for one of them
squirrels to come down offa that tree and
then gets too damn excited and starts scatching
the door to get out.

No matter how many times she gets let out,
she doesn't get the squirrel. My question
is how do I convey the concept that the
squirrel is gonna get to that tree a-fore
she gets to that squirrel every gosh darn
time, *and* even if she DID happen to catch
it, she wouldn't know what to do with it
anyway?

--
===================================================
saint andreux || andreux@jehovahatesphred.com
po'bucker backwoods faith chapel & taco stand, inc.
"would you like some possum on that there torta?"
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 9:31 PM
Message-ID: <325D6C70861B8BF4.E2C2053B2F670898.560F930DDAC8B59D@lp.airnews.net>

Tusk!

Catch a squirrel yourself, break three of its legs, and then watch yer
dog chase it in circles.

This is FAR more fun than pulling the wings off flies, burning ants with
magnifying glasses on a sunny day, or live dissection of frogs...

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PS, just to show ya what kind of heart I have, I once had an incinerator
in the basement. Yes, this was a 1950's device that was invented long
before the garbage disposal. As a proper suburbanite in those days,
each citizen was required to reduce waste handling expenses by
personally BURNING THEIR OWN TRASH at home. Hnuh! How's that for you
veggie liberals?

So I went down the basement with the day's trash (nothing was recyclable
in those days. It was deliberately made FLAMMABLE so you could burn
it! True Science!). I heard this peeping sound coming from the
chimney. It was the dead of winter. Thirteen below outside.

I knew I had the dreaded birds in the chimney problem. They sit on the
top of the chimney, get overcome by carbon monoxide, and fall down the
shaft and then are unable to fly back out.

I had to think of some way to remedy this situation. Usually, the birds
panic, find their way into the incinerator flue pipe, and then get in
the house when you lift the lid! Terrible thing to have to chase down a
flock of sooty birds in a cold house. If they die there, the stench is
horrible.

I was a student at a local engineering college at the time. I used all
my cognitive powers and came up with an elegant solution. One which
addressed both issues at a minimum of expense.

I gathered up all the newspaper I could find and rolled it one sheet at
a time into loose balls. I carefully lifted the lid of the incinerator
and stuffed the flue with the newspaper, one half its length (leaving
some room for curious birds). Then I stuffed the incinerator with loose
paper wads. And waited a few minutes.

There is nothing more distinctive than the sound of frozen bird claws on
the inside of an aluminum flue. When I began to hear that noise, I
turned on the Incinerator. In that one second, I became iDRMRSR the
Terrible!!!

Ahh, the smell of roasted Robin on a cold day is quite exhilarating!
And the *noise* the birds made as their feathers took flame and the flue
pipe turned a cheery Christmas Red...well, I'll never forget that.
Never heard a bird song quite like it. But, there were no sooty birds
flying around, and the house smelled not of dead bird a week later.

Problem solved. The triumph of post war engineering!

"He who dislikes animals and small children can't be all bad!" - W. C.
Fields
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 9:39 PM
Message-ID: <95no4t$31a$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

My grandmother's boyfriend now sits at home (he's retired) all day and
watches his birdfeeder. This winter, squirrels came and started scaring
the birds. He now waits for the squirrels and tries to shoot them with
a gun, but he doesn't see real well, and they always escape. He does
this all day - eventually he will finish off the tree trunk and maybe
get rid of them once he loses his trees. Squirrels always seem to
escape, no matter what, and if they don't, then the next year you have
new squirrels. So tell your dog to get a ladder.
--
theoneflasehaddock

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device.

According to recent evidence submitted to the Smithsonian by an
anonymous source, it is now alleged that porcupines are not
aerodynamically sound, and can not actually fly.

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 10:22 PM
Message-ID: <3a7f6df1.14328712@news.mindspring.com>

I would shoot the squirrel.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic to it."
- Goethe

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 10:23 PM
Message-ID: <3a7f6e05.14348786@news.mindspring.com>

theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com> hunched over a
computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com>
laughed madly, then wrote:

>
>
>My grandmother's boyfriend now sits at home (he's retired) all day and
>watches his birdfeeder. This winter, squirrels came and started scaring
>the birds. He now waits for the squirrels and tries to shoot them with
>a gun, but he doesn't see real well, and they always escape. He does
>this all day - eventually he will finish off the tree trunk and maybe
>get rid of them once he loses his trees. Squirrels always seem to
>escape, no matter what, and if they don't, then the next year you have
>new squirrels. So tell your dog to get a ladder.
>--

For Nailed-Up-Guy-Mas you should buy him a flame thrower.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

BUSH's wife is known as PICKLES, but you still can't legally buy
DILDOES in several states
- Hellpope Huey

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 11:07 PM
Message-ID: <95ntap$7cu$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <3a7f6e05.14348786@news.mindspring.com>,
joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:
> theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com> hunched over a
> computer, typing feverishly;
> thunder crashed, theoneflasehaddock <theoneflasehaddock@my-deja.com>
> laughed madly, then wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >My grandmother's boyfriend now sits at home (he's retired) all day
and
> >watches his birdfeeder. This winter, squirrels came and started
scaring
> >the birds. He now waits for the squirrels and tries to shoot them
with
> >a gun, but he doesn't see real well, and they always escape. He does
> >this all day - eventually he will finish off the tree trunk and maybe
> >get rid of them once he loses his trees. Squirrels always seem to
> >escape, no matter what, and if they don't, then the next year you
have
> >new squirrels. So tell your dog to get a ladder.
> >--
>
> For Nailed-Up-Guy-Mas you should buy him a flame thrower.
> --
> Joe Cosby
> http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
>
> BUSH's wife is known as PICKLES, but you still can't legally buy
> DILDOES in several states
> - Hellpope Huey
>
> Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
>

Actually, I sort of recall my grandmother saying he opens a window so
he can stay inside in a chair and shoot at them - so he might hit the
drapes.

Other than that, in a fight between a flamethrower and a squirrel,
well, i guess that could be pretty interesting.

--
theoneflasehaddock

Warning - this message is not FDA approved for use as a flotation
device.

According to recent evidence submitted to the Smithsonian by an
anonymous source, it is now alleged that porcupines are not
aerodynamically sound, and can not actually fly.

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel <chaisr@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 12:09 AM
Message-ID: <95o0tb$aac$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <AHIf6.12748$tS.3122239@typhoon.austin.rr.com>,
andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) wrote:
>
> My dog is hell-bent on nabbing this family
> of squirrels that've been hanging out in this
> one tree in my backyard. She sits there all
> day just settin' and waitin' for one of them
> squirrels to come down offa that tree and
> then gets too damn excited and starts scatching
> the door to get out.
>
> No matter how many times she gets let out,
> she doesn't get the squirrel. My question
> is how do I convey the concept that the
> squirrel is gonna get to that tree a-fore
> she gets to that squirrel every gosh darn
> time, *and* even if she DID happen to catch
> it, she wouldn't know what to do with it
> anyway?
>
> --
> ===================================================
> saint andreux || andreux@jehovahatesphred.com
> po'bucker backwoods faith chapel & taco stand, inc.
> "would you like some possum on that there torta?"
> ===================================================
>
>

Hire a cat to train your dog to climb trees....

The problem being, of course, that the cat will also train your dog to
raid the cupboards and hide behind the furniture...

--
The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
Tactical Buddha Institute.
Send your fake UFO pix to:
csquared(at)the-any-key(dot)com

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: headkase <headkase@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 12:21 AM
Message-ID: <95o1k0$at0$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.

headkase

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 1:37 AM
Message-ID: <3a7f9b87.5926812@news.mindspring.com>

headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
wrote:

>
>why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
>all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
>just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
>it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.

I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.

I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Careful how you respond, noting who I am, how well I'm in tune with
communicating near future events.....with an established history of
accuracy.

- Another year and another classic Tim Rue quote!

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: onan@slartibartfast.exocet-industries.cx (Onan Canobite)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: onan@subgenius.com
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 2:33 AM
Message-ID: <slrn97va60.hvi.onan@slartibartfast.exocet-industries.cx>

saint andreux <andreux@jehovahatesphred.com>:
> My dog is hell-bent on nabbing this family
> of squirrels that've been hanging out in this
> one tree in my backyard. She sits there all
> day just settin' and waitin' for one of them
> squirrels to come down offa that tree and
> then gets too damn excited and starts scatching
> the door to get out.
>
> No matter how many times she gets let out,
> she doesn't get the squirrel. My question
> is how do I convey the concept that the
> squirrel is gonna get to that tree a-fore
> she gets to that squirrel every gosh darn
> time, *and* even if she DID happen to catch
> it, she wouldn't know what to do with it
> anyway?

You can lead a horse to water but only "Bob" can sell the drink. Let go
and let "Bob." Send One Dollar to Post Office Box 140306, Dallas TX
75214.

- O.

--
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite <onan@subgenius.com> http://www.subgenius.com/
Lemurian Toll Free Voice Message and Fax Number: 877-380-0077 ext.976
Send $30 unto The SubGenius Foundation Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 USA
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: headkase <headkase@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 6:46 AM
Message-ID: <95oo62$s0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <3a7f9b87.5926812@news.mindspring.com>,
joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby) wrote:
> headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
> feverishly;
> thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
> wrote:
>
> >
> >why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
> >all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
> >just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
> >it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.
>
> I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.
>
> I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.
> --

i have heard a warm papaya (paw paw) is just as good.....

headkase

> Joe Cosby
> http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
>
> Careful how you respond, noting who I am, how well I'm in tune with
> communicating near future events.....with an established history of
> accuracy.
>
> - Another year and another classic Tim Rue quote!
>
> Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
>

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 7:59 AM
Message-ID: <3F18B2DC187E6B85.62A038B24AA580D2.29B8EE1F87A9C7A8@lp.airnews.net>

JC:

GO immediately to:

http://www.zoofan.net/

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 9:32 AM
Message-ID: <DVTf6.19460$4j2.3443936@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
>
>headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
>feverishly;
>thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
>wrote:
>
>>why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
>>all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
>>just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
>>it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.
>
>I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.
>I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.

Yeah, but do you wine them first, and if
so, do you go for a Chardonnay or do you
stick with the standard merlot that is the
traditional elixir for wooing small furry
animals?

-st. andreux

--
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po'bucker backwoods faith chapel & taco stand, inc.
"would you like some possum on that there torta?"
===================================================
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 12:48 PM
Message-ID: <3a8038ba.46175146@news.mindspring.com>

iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> laughed madly,
then wrote:

>JC:
>
>GO immediately to:
>
>http://www.zoofan.net/
>

FNRK FNRK FNRK

People who make websites with black text against a dark blue
background should be horsewhipped and then shot though.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Smeg Piñata, toggle.
- Abbess Abyss

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 12:49 PM
Message-ID: <3a803932.46295206@news.mindspring.com>

andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) laughed
madly, then wrote:

>For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
>>
>>headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
>>feverishly;
>>thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
>>wrote:
>>
>>>why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
>>>all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
>>>just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
>>>it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.
>>
>>I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.
>>I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.
>
> Yeah, but do you wine them first, and if
> so, do you go for a Chardonnay or do you
> stick with the standard merlot that is the
> traditional elixir for wooing small furry
> animals?

I think the Tchaikovsky is the key.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Smeg Piñata, toggle.
- Abbess Abyss

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 1:43 PM
Message-ID: <dBXf6.5$AE5.1772@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
>andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) hunched over a computer,
>typing feverishly;
>thunder crashed, andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) laughed
>madly, then wrote:
>>For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
>>>headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
>>>feverishly;
>>>thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
>>>>all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
>>>>just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
>>>>it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.
>>>
>>>I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.
>>>I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.
>>
>> Yeah, but do you wine them first, and if
>> so, do you go for a Chardonnay or do you
>> stick with the standard merlot that is the
>> traditional elixir for wooing small furry
>> animals?
>
>I think the Tchaikovsky is the key.

Personally, I would recommend the R3,
but that's just me.

Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: joy@coil.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 6, 2001 9:37 PM
Message-ID: <20010207.2371815@loon.concourse.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Original Message <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

On 2/6/01, 12:48:37 PM, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
wrote regarding Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man:

> iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> hunched over a computer, typing
> feverishly;
> thunder crashed, iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> laughed madly,
> then wrote:

> >JC:
> >
> >GO immediately to:
> >
> <web Page>
> >

> FNRK FNRK FNRK

> People who make websites with black text against a dark blue
> background should be horsewhipped and then shot though.

Not as bad as the page I visited which had white text on a *white*
background.
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2001 12:13 AM
Message-ID: <3A80D96F.BB974D73@sheayright.com>

saint andreux wrote:
>
> For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
> >andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) hunched over a computer,
> >typing feverishly;
> >thunder crashed, andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux) laughed
> >madly, then wrote:
> >>For some reason, joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com wrote:
> >>>headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> hunched over a computer, typing
> >>>feverishly;
> >>>thunder crashed, headkase <headkase@my-deja.com> laughed madly, then
> >>>wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>why would you want to stop this behaviour, after hanging out with you
> >>>>all day your dog justs want to have a bit of fun,
> >>>>just like it is your inherent instinct to copulate
> >>>>it is your dogs instinct to chase little animals.
> >>>
> >>>I have a basic instinct to copulate with little animals.
> >>>I treat them to a nice candle-lit dinner first though, so it's OK.
> >>
> >> Yeah, but do you wine them first, and if
> >> so, do you go for a Chardonnay or do you
> >> stick with the standard merlot that is the
> >> traditional elixir for wooing small furry
> >> animals?
> >
> >I think the Tchaikovsky is the key.
>
> Personally, I would recommend the R3,
> but that's just me.

Not the Rack 3!?!?! You must be MAD!!!
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: "Paul Murray" <pmurray@nospam.bigpond.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 5, 2001 2:50 PM
Message-ID: <Gy5g6.19306$65.96645@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>

"saint andreux" <andreux@jehovahatesphred.com> wrote in message
news:AHIf6.12748$tS.3122239@typhoon.austin.rr.com...
>
> My dog is hell-bent on nabbing this family
> No matter how many times she gets let out,
> she doesn't get the squirrel. My question
> is how do I convey the concept that the
> squirrel is gonna get to that tree a-fore
> she gets to that squirrel every gosh darn
> time, *and* even if she DID happen to catch
> it, she wouldn't know what to do with it
> anyway?

If you want to kill small animals - rats, squirrels, whatever - get an owl.
Those things are baddass, their feathers are designed by nature to run
silent, and they *don't* miss.

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: headkase <headkase@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2001 8:56 AM
Message-ID: <95rk6b$bqq$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article
<3F18B2DC187E6B85.62A038B24AA580D2.29B8EE1F87A9C7A8@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:
> JC:
>
> GO immediately to:
>
> http://www.zoofan.net/
>
> [*]
> -----
>
>
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
that is sic
sic
sic
sic
sic
sic
sic
sic
and fucking siccer then sic

i did not need those visual images in my head
curiosity killed the cat

headkase
who is retching right now

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2001 10:32 AM
Message-ID: <D29815DB93D8DDEE.1627B93C71731FF6.EB5C3C083DC03D5A@lp.airnews.net>

Headkase:

>>sic sic sic<<

Didja at least go as far as downloading the Goat video? It looks like
the Danish fellow was really enjoying himself...and so was the Goat.

And here's a hint about disgusting sexual things. Just remember, once
you got it licked that's half the battle.

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: andreux@jehovahatesphred.com (saint andreux)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2001 10:49 AM
Message-ID: <38eg6.4509$I45.510139@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

For some reason, y2k@sheayright.com wrote:
>
>saint andreux wrote:
>> >I think the Tchaikovsky is the key.
>>
>> Personally, I would recommend the R3,
>> but that's just me.
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>Not the Rack 3!?!?! You must be MAD!!!

I just play the notes.

Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Answer Man
From: headkase <headkase@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 7, 2001 4:45 PM
Message-ID: <95sflk$7ff$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article
<D29815DB93D8DDEE.1627B93C71731FF6.EB5C3C083DC03D5A@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:
> Headkase:
>
> >>sic sic sic<<
>
> Didja at least go as far as downloading the Goat video? It looks like
> the Danish fellow was really enjoying himself...and so was the Goat.

laffs nah man i couldnt get past the fucking stills, i was like, i cant
expose myself to this, familiarity might judt breed acceptance, and i
have no intention of ever accepting that sort of shit.

headkase

>
> And here's a hint about disgusting sexual things. Just remember, once
> you got it licked that's half the battle.
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