Subject: Dear Answer Subg???

From: iDRMRSR

Is it considered polite to refer to a Subgenius as a "subgeemer"?

One gets into trouble calling Jews "yahoods", "hebes", or "keiches". I
was wondering if "subgeemer" was also similarly incorrect.

And what is the proper way to address a female SubG? Again, you get
into trouble if you say "Jewess" or "Negress". Even if being
complimentary, like, "Auschwitz's longest surviving Jewesses were often
fine tailors", or "Negress, I require more tongue on my G spot".

What if the SubG is Jewish or Black? This is a theoretical question,
because of course, such things do not exist in reality. Just curious.

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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Depends on the SubGenius, I suppose. One might
call an Ivangelical a "cock-sucking, ass-licking
uncle fucker" and be greeted back with smiles
and the offer of oral sex; or one might just say
"howdy dude" to a Holocaustal and be bludgened
with a blunt object, before having one's anal
sphincter 'easy-outed' with a power tool.
In my case, I don't think even the inconsequential
nicety of any greeting would be necessary before
the latter response.

>
> And what is the proper way to address a female
> SubG?

I recommend, "Hey, mama, why don't you hoover my
wing-wang, and I'll stick it up you so far that
when you sing 'God Bless America' you'll give me
a hum job."

Please have a friend capture her response on
video. It might win a prize on "When Animals
Attack!"

>
> What if the SubG is Jewish or Black? This is
> a theoretical question, because of course, such
> things do not exist in reality. Just curious.
>

Nonsense. I'll have you know that none other than
the Reverend Ivan Stang is a jewish negro. NENSLO
is so black that other negroes call him a "nigger".
And Doktor K'tanden Legume is a certified Mohel,
performing involuntary circumcisions on dozens of
usually unwilling gentiles each year.

The proper form of address is "Reverend" or
"Reverend Doktor."

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From: onan@slartibartfast.exocet-industries.cx (Onan Canobite)

iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>:
>Is it considered polite to refer to a Subgenius as a "subgeemer"?

No.

>One gets into trouble calling Jews "yahoods", "hebes", or "keiches". I
>was wondering if "subgeemer" was also similarly incorrect.

Yes.

>And what is the proper way to address a female SubG? Again, you get
>into trouble if you say "Jewess" or "Negress". Even if being
>complimentary, like, "Auschwitz's longest surviving Jewesses were often
>fine tailors", or "Negress, I require more tongue on my G spot".

Ma'am.

>What if the SubG is Jewish or Black? This is a theoretical question,
>because of course, such things do not exist in reality. Just curious.

YETI.
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3A500664.198E@succeeds.com>, like.excess@sex.org wrote:

> iDRMRSR wrote:
> >
> > Is it considered polite to refer to a
> > Subgenius as a "subgeemer"?

The most ACCEPTABLY, that is, "orthodox" heretical term of disrespect to
be used by SubGenii about all SubGeniuses at large would actuall be
"subdeemie," or alternately "sugdeemie," as per the early 1983
KPFA-Berkeley original, uttered by Puzzling Evidence frequently and
repeated on subsequent Media Barrages and Hours of Slack down through
the ages.

The Welmmanian "subdeemies" has mutated over the years into the
Wellmanian "Little Sud-Gleemies", usually pronounced in a high pitched
"talking to the babies" voice.

That's if you want to be, you know, "correct" about being rebelious,
insulting and heretical within established Church slanguage.

>
> Nonsense. I'll have you know that none other than
> the Reverend Ivan Stang is a jewish negro.

We prefer the term, "Nebrew."

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