From: "Perdurabo" <PerduraboJr@crowley.net>
Are there any VooDoo type death and dismemberment juju's
that I can put on
my bosses and some of their clients. I really can't
get past all of this
pent up hate and it's really stealing my slack. Any
help would be greatly
appreciated.
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
None is more powerful than the Dobbshead.
Dobbsheads appearing mysteriously everywhere tends to
cause a vortex in the luck plane, causing the slackless
slack-suckers serious soreness.
They don't have to be large. Even a few dozen dime-sized
Dobbsheads just appearing *everywhere* will do the trick.
A few printed sheets covered with them, then cut into
confetti, scattered about the office, dropped on the
floor,
sneaked into briefcases, left in the coffee room, etc.
should do the trick.
Deny everything. Disavow "Bob". Leave them
in confusion
and dismay. Soon the radiation will start to break
down
their immune systems. Get some mild perfume to cover
the
stench of decay.
--
"Violence in the pursuit of Greed is no Sin."
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From: "theoneflasehaddock" <spam_spam@spam.spam>
If you write "Bob Dobbs wuz here" on everything,
EZVERYTHING, it will cause
slackless bastards to slowly go insane... At least it
worked in my high
school...
--
--
theoneflasehaddock
formerly of deja.com
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From: "Boddhisatva Troutwaxer" <tungtung@pacbell.net>
Send Stang $500.00 dollars. When he tells me that he
has received it,
(along with your bosses' names) I will write a story
in which bad things
happen to your bosses. Special bad things. Horrible
Troutwaxing things.
Incredible torturous deaths that go on for all eternity,
then start all
over again when s/he finally dies. I will give your
bosses one of my
special curses and write you a story just how it plays
out after X-Day.
T.
Original file name: A Question for the Subgenius Gu - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:34
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