1. In the beginning JHVH-1 belched and the First World came into
existence.
2. When JHVH-1 looked down upon the First World, he regretted
what he had done and he cleaned up the mess. This was the
First Second Thought of JHVH-1 and the First End of the World.
3. Now all JHVH-1 could see was the Primordial Fog. And JHVH-1
brooded over the Primordial Fog for a while and then he watched
Primordial TV for a while and then there was a Big Bang. There
followed the First Moment of Silence and then there were a bunch
of Smaller Bangs and the Second Moment of Silence.
4. And JHVH-1 wondered what was going on and he uttered the First
Word and the Word was made Flesh and the Word was the Cosmic
Chicken. Now the Cosmic Chicken proceeded to lay the Cosmic
Egg by a process of turning itself inside-out so that the Chicken
was the Egg and the Egg was the Chicken.
5. So the Cosmic Egg hatched and that was the creation of the
Second World. But JHVH-1 was immediatedly siezed with regret
and cleaned up the mess a second time. This was the Second
Second Thought and the Second End of the World.
6. JHVH-1 continued to brood over the Void. That's when there
was a lot of Small Bangs, followed by the Third Moment of
Silence. This time, JHVH-1 listened and was pleased with
what he heard. And he tapped this feet to the beat and
spoke the Word which was Flesh. And Flesh was the word
even as the Word was Flesh.
7. So things proceeded as in Step Four (see above.)
8. Then JHVH-1 took the Egg and poached it for the First
Breakfast of the New Age. That was pleasing to JHVH-1,
who went off to look for the Cosmic Channel Changer which
was right where he left it by the Big Easy Chair in front
of the Cosmic TV.
9. Meanwhile, the Mutron popped into existence followed by
half a dozen Bobyons, but JHVH-1 was pre-occupied with
watching The Elder Gods' Favorite Home Videos on the
Cosmic TV. Thus the Third World came into being.
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