Oh, man. I am really done with this hoo-ha. You really all suck poorly,
and I MEAN IT this time. Fucking losers, all you pathetic shitbags can do
is jerk off and fry your electronic equipment with your lousy excuses for
spewage. None of you could keep up with me. You sit there, trying to
desperately to prove that you're not friendless and sad to the rest of the
friendless and sad motherfuckers. Goddamn, what a morose endeavor this has
become.
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated,
Inquisitor General and Minister of Propaganda
nickie@subgenius.com
"My way is superior to ALL OTHERS"
(See For Yourself! http://www.metronet.com/~nickie)
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From: "Ragin' Pope Angus" <Phuck_Spammers@doggie_style.com>
Friends and neighbors,
It just warms my shorts to see Nickie look down with distain on humanity
and hock a big loogie in the eye of the status quo.
She mentioned 'hoo-ha.' That phrase is no lie. At the PROTEST that the
Fundamentalist Christians staged outside the Austin Devival, the Korean
woman stepped into the circle and said Satan's Cheerleaders were all
whores, SubGenius's were all fornacators (PRABOB) and everything besides
the King James version of the bible was HOO-HA. That's right. A full grown
woman called us HOO-HA. Stang caught it on videotape, as well as our
Nickie selling her soul for $1.00 in front of these FUCKHEADS who were,
yes, exercising there Freedom of Speech, but they looked damned pathetic
and stupid for doing it.
The thrust of this message is: Do just sit at home, laughing about it.
Get out there in you community and make some people use their higher brain
functions. Who knows, you may actually pry open someone's third eye. If
you take the time to help earthlings think, they'd soon realize it is more
fun to get drunk, watch some porn flicks, and 69 with their honey's on the
couch than standing the corner of 6th Street, getting razzed and heckled by
SubG's and the general public. Just Do It, Babe!
--
Ragin' Pope Angus
Our Lady of the Blessed Apocolypse
Research Institute of SexHurt
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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Rev. Nickie wrote:
>
> Oh, man. I am really done with this hoo-ha. You really all suck
> poorly, and I MEAN IT this time. Fucking losers, all you pathetic
> shitbags can do is jerk off and fry your electronic equipment with
> your lousy excuses for spewage. None of you could keep up with me. You
> sit there, trying to desperately to prove that you're not friendless
> and sad to the rest of the friendless and sad motherfuckers. Goddamn,
> what a morose endeavor this has become.
This from a person who suffers from the pitiful delusion that David
Cronenberg makes GOOD FILMS! With such a flimsy, tenuous grasp of
what constitutes quality, who could take this seriously? I think
alt.slack is at its ultimate tip-top best. In fact, I think it is
currently one of THE singlemost wonderful things I have ever
experienced. It's like a continual cosmic orgasm. There is so much
CELESTIALLY good writing here at the moment, many shafts of wit bursting
through the darkness, and always the wacky dilly-dallying that, for the
onlooker, provides a fountainlike soothing stream of words in the
background. YES, alt.slack is truly a splendid institution. Some of the
greatest geniuses of the 21st century are posting here, and I think we
will soon come to realize that. One day, this period of alt.slack will
be studied by English Lit. students desparate to unlock the secret of
what made us the way we are, and how our personalities were forged. In
fact, I'd go so far as to say that current "classic" authors such as
Shakespeare, Thomas Love Peacock, Solzhenitsyn, Jimmy Durante, N. A.
Gunga Din, Raymond Queneau, John Dos Passos, H. G. Wells and Hilary
Putnam will be forgotten in favour of much-beloved posters in this
group, such as Mr. Raspberry Pipple, Arse Spanner, KlInGoNzZz,
Flinktobbler, Giant Beef-Pumping Molars, SEXXICHIXX4U, John Smith, Deth
McGubbles and Spong.
--
Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
In article <34C89E69.6B8E@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, Peter Hipwell
<petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>This from a person who suffers from the pitiful delusion that David
>Cronenberg makes GOOD FILMS!
I am free of this delusion, - I know that he makes GREAT films. Mostly.
X$X,
Friday
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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
magdalen@subgenius.com wrote:
>
> They say people often accuse others of having the faults they
> themselves are most deeply guilty of. For example, only someone with
>
> >such a flimsy, tenuous grasp of what constitutes quality
>
> would even use words like " ultimate tip-top best." and "wacky
> dilly-dallying."
>
> Only a FOOL would call alt.slack an "institution," or wish for page
> after page of absolute nonsense in order to lull their senses.
>
> As for these posts being studied by English Lit students in the 21st
> century, AFTER X DAY, ALL CLASSES WILL BE CANCELLED INDEFINITELY.
>
> I quite agree that some of the greatest geniuses in the world post
> here, but I don't think you're one of them.
>
Dear Vacuity,
Sadly I nowadays no longer have as much free time as I would wish in
order to keep up one of my minor hobbies, pointing out the deep
inadequacies of posters to this group. However, I am glad to say that
you have embarrased yourself to such a degree that I would feel truly
heartless if I did not resond with a patronising, avuncular sort of a
flamette. I am resigned to the fact that subtelty on Usenet is about as
appreciated as cannibalism at Sunday School, and I do try my best to
exaggerate the level of sarcasm and ironic effect I use in my posts so
that even the many well-known-to-be-dim Americans that (allegedly) read
this stuff do not become too confused. Sadly, I fear that I cannot quite
reach down to the levels required on occasion, but I hope you will bear
with me while I try to readjust once again. In summary then, duh.
--
Sa-ti muste vampirii curul!
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