Will the Circle be Unbroken?

From: "St. Marc the Perpetually Amused" <disciple@templeoferis.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 12:55 PM

We were talking last night in #subgenius and the question was raised: where
will the Church rally when it hits the rotary cooling device? The Book says
Dallas, but I think Stang hocked that skyscraper when he moved, although
many worthy SubGenii still reside there, of course.

So what's the word on this? Still Dallas? Cleveland? Brushwood was also
suggested, which I liked, what with that Indian myth about the end of the
world passing it by and all. Long ways for me, but you can't have
everything. Plus we can enslave the Amish to provide food, primitive tools,
and serving wenches.

Thoughts? Comments? Sarcastic remarks?

St. Marc
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Brushwood, of course. The cities will be in chaos, and the city folks are
all as lazy and soft as we are.

The Amish will be good strong slaves, and more easily capable of dealing
without the cushy amenities that the city dwellers need. They will grow our
food, build our palaces, and their life forces will power our bio-
generators. And we shall sup on the sweet tender flesh of their children.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: Dr. Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>

mmmmmmmmmmmmm amish children...
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

You guys are getting carried away with this Flesh of Amish Children
thing. Sure, Brushwood can be secured and well fortified, etc., but do
we really want to mass all the SubGenii in one place? Firstly, the Con
would be able to get all of us with one small bomb, and secondly, we'd
all have to put up with each other. I think we should follow the al
Qaida model and stay somewhat dispersed. Our frop and rocket stashes
must be spread all over the place.

It's good that BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS directs people to the Swiss Avenue
area of East Dallas. There's even a clue to exactly where my old house
was -- "Victor St." as shown on that illo of the Slak Tank on the
ruined bombed out street. That way, Gimme-Bobs who only read the one
Book and never sent in their $30 can waste their time loitering around
those rich Pinks' houses in Dallas, getting rousted out constantly by
the cops, and thus staying out of the hair of us in-the-know dues
paying "freaks, bulldaggers, cocksuckers and all the FOR REAL, DOWN
HOME people," to quote Saint Dolemite.

--
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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> but do
> we really want to mass all the SubGenii in one place? Firstly, the Con
> would be able to get all of us with one small bomb

You say that like it's a bad thing.

, and secondly, we'd
> all have to put up with each other. I think we should follow the al
> Qaida model and stay somewhat dispersed. Our frop and rocket stashes
> must be spread all over the place.
>
>Gimme-Bobs who only read the one
> Book and never sent in their $30 can waste their time loitering around
> those rich Pinks' houses in Dallas, getting rousted out constantly by
> the cops

Why should the cops get to hassle the Gimme-Bobs? They're OUR Gimme-Bobs,
WE'VE earned the right to hassle them.

, and thus staying out of the hair of us in-the-know dues
> paying "freaks, bulldaggers, cocksuckers and all the FOR REAL, DOWN
> HOME people," to quote Saint Dolemite.

Don't you worry none, Stang, by the time we get bored with hassling the
Gimme-bobs, they'll BEG to be killed by the Con.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
<snip>
> > mmmmmmmmmmmmm amish children...
>
> You guys are getting carried away with this Flesh of Amish Children
> thing.
<snip>

It's easy to scoff if you have never had it prepared
properly. Picture if you will, the loin roast, rolled in
kosher salt and roasted until medium rare, served on a bed
of oven roasted garlic-rosemary new red potatoes with a
deglaze sauce of port, crimini mushrooms and scallions.
Serve with a Russian River Valley Petite Syrah, and end your
meal with a fresh Amish creme brulee and an espresso. NOW
try to get snippy with us about Amish children.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

What do you expect, John? In Texas, where Stang grew up, all they eat are
MEXICAN children, and they just boil them in really cheap Lone Star beer.

Fucking savages.
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

No wonder they elected Bush. No class whatsoever.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

You beerists, Texas is not some back-asswards redneck place like...
Oklahoma, but a vibrant and sophisticated port, sampling the bounties of
all the world's markets. While some neighborhood specialty eateries may
depend on a local source of human child flesh, it is by no means
limited to recent immigrants, who may be ill fed and suffering from
diseases. There are plenty of little home grown ill fed diseased
poebucker TEXAN children, of EVERY IMAGINABLE RACE, in cosmopolitan
Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio; even in the likes of Austin, Fort
Worth and Lubbock a knowing gourmet may sup upon the products of the
fertile child meat fields of the Balkans, Africa, Burma and Indonesia,
Brazil, and, needless to say, of our own "back yards."

Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

I refuse to give up my prejudices, but I reserve the right
to be a hypocrite. I will sample with you the varied sweet
meats of which you brag, and I may tell you to your face
that they are indeed dainty and fit for a Holy-Day sup, but
I will go to my grave, and perhaps beyond, cursing the
bas-cuisine of Texas, to myself and to my Lord.

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
http://www-math.cudenver.edu/~jstarret/microtone.html
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Subject: Re: Will the Circle be Unbroken?
From: "pater nostril" <hotfoot@nospaminame.com>

Having lived for many years in the fine Lone Star State and sampled many
gourmet treats; it still doesn't compare to the eating here in West "by
"Bob" Virginny where not only is road kill legal to pick up for the evening
meal, eating one's own family members is a long standing tradition! MM MM
GOOD!

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