The Question that Time Forgot

From: null@void (KRONOS)

What's the difference between slack and sloth?
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>

$30.00.
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

Slack is getting someone else to throw a "Dear John/Jane" letter tied to
a brick through the desired recipient's front window. Sloth is being too
lazy to write the letter.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
There's a fine line between an attitude problem
and thinking clearly.
I seem to have an uncanny ability to get looped
and fall RIGHT on it.

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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: duke0uke <luser@aol.com>

KRONOS <null@void> wrote:
> What's the difference between slack and sloth?

One has three toes.
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>

On Tue, 07 Aug 2001 02:08:43 -0000, null@void (KRONOS) wrote, in alt.slack:

}What's the difference between slack and sloth?

The CON doesn't steal your sloth.
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Little Orphan Orange <peccavi@n0sPaMcatholic.org>

In alt.slack, %name% wrote/n/n:

:)What's the difference between slack and sloth?

4 pages
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

Sometimes, Slack is work -- but it's work that you *want* to do. Did
you ever stay up until 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning working on
something you REALLY wanted to do -- a song, a written work, a piece
of artwork or something really useful? And all you really get from
your effort is the Slack from knowing that you finished it, whatever
it is.

Sloth may give you Slack, but they're not always the same thing.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: "Philo Drummond" <srwilcox1@home.com>

>
> "KRONOS" wrote
>
> > What's the difference between slack and sloth?

None...if performed correctly.

Philo

"Done there, been that."
-Philo

Dr. Philo U. Drummond, Æ1o, DFS
President - CEO
Certified Personal Lifestyle Consultant

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x Serving the Illuminated since 1978
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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

In article <3b6f714c_1@news.nwlink.com>, duke0uke <luser@aol.com> wrote:

> KRONOS <null@void> wrote:
> > What's the difference between slack and sloth?
>
> One has three toes.

The other has 6 per foot.

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Subject: Re: The Question that Time Forgot
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2001 3:11 AM
Message-ID: <Hulkturds-0808010111160001@208-135-242-130.dial-up.ipa.net>

In article <Yp1c7.39990$Kd7.24745000@news1.rdc1.sfba.home.com>, "Philo
Drummond" <srwilcox1@home.com> wrote:

> x Serving the Illuminated since 1978

Well I've been paying up since 1981 and you haven't made me ONE
MUTHAFUCKING CHEESEBURGER YET. You cruel bastard. Shave my back hair, damn
you.

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