Need to Find

From: revjim@strangegames.com (Reverend Jim)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Nov 26, 2001 7:29 AM

I figure someone on alt.slack can help me with this. Does anyone know
where I can procure:

- A Silicon Graphics Power Challenge L or XL computer? An IBM
RS-6000-SP would do just as well, or anything that can do 8000 MTOPS
or more.
- 400 lbs unprocessed opium?
- 1 metric ton each of RDX (Cyclonite) and PETN (Pentaerythrite
Tetranitrate)?
- A solid gold cast of Rodin's "The Gates of Hell"?
- A room-temperature liquid centrifugal separator with a flow rate
greater than 100 litres per hour, steam sterilisation capacity in a
closed state, double or multiple sealing joints within the steam
containment area, components of polished stainless steel or titanium,
and absolutely NO propogation of aerosols? Actually two would be
preferable.
- Free temporary PHP hosting with access to some kind of freeware
database (mSQL, Postgres)?
- 25 kg enriched uranium?
- A copper vapor or argon ion laser operating at a 500-520 nm
wavelength at 80 W?
- A really top-notch escort service in Kairouan?
- Total biological containment facilities meeting at least P4
containment level criterea?

Many thanks.

Your Reverend Jim

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