How to write a "Hot Chyck" rant

From: Resop <tstcraig@erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Aug 1, 2000 12:19 PM
Message-ID: <398714AF.25B4@erols.com>

How to do a "Hot Chyck" rant:

(Ah, hot chycks, where would be be without them? I personally derive
the most
enjoyment from "Hot Chycks" from their rants. So here is a way to
simulate a
"Hot Chyck" rant if if you don't know a "Hot Chyck")

You know I used to (a) just like you. But then (b) and I was able to
(c). Now if
you just (d) you'll be able to (e) just like me!

Possibilities for (a):

(1) be unpopular and shy
(2) be funny looking and shunned
(3) feel I wasn't attractive (because I was tall and ungraceful)
(4) think I was ugly (because all of my friends were better looking)
(5) not date or get any sex

Possibilities for (b):

(1) I did tons of drugs that people gave me for free
(2) Decided that appearances don't matter and I decided to let it all
hang out
(3) my tits got bigger
(4) my best friend gave me a make over
(5) decided to start saying yes to all of the dozens of guys who were
asking
me out

Possibilities for (c):

(1) get into the "in" crowd and have tons of friends
(2) started developing my own circle of cool friends
(3) became a stripper
(4) have any guy or girl that I wanted
(5) have over five hundred partners in various combinations in three
months

Possibilities for (d)

(1) try some of this dynamite ganja
(2) loosen up and start living life for a change
(3) bulk up
(4) shave your head and wear leather
(5) lower your standards

Possibilities for (e)

(1) be happier and fit in with everyone better
(2) have people look up to you and have more friends
(3) have willing sexual slaves groveling at your feet
(4) be a sex muffin
(5) have all the sex you want

So there you have it! 3125 different "Hot Chyck" rants!

Tobor

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